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songbird  
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 More options Apr 6, 12:26 pm
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From: "songbird" <songb...@anthive.com>
Date: 5 Apr 2009 22:26:33 -0400
Local: Mon, Apr 6 2009 12:26 pm
Subject: name the chinchilla yet Plague Boy?
  curious minds wanna know...

  songbird


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From: Penelope <penpe...@gmail.com>
Date: 7 Apr 2009 09:21:36 -0400
Local: Tues, Apr 7 2009 11:21 pm
Subject: Re: name the chinchilla yet Plague Boy?
On 5 Apr 2009 22:26:33 -0400, "songbird"

<songb...@anthive.com> wrote:
>  curious minds wanna know...

It had a sex change, which reset the naming process back to
zero.

Penelope
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Plague Boy  
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 More options Apr 20, 12:33 am
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From: Plague Boy <plague_...@earthlink.net>
Date: 19 Apr 2009 10:33:46 -0400
Local: Mon, Apr 20 2009 12:33 am
Subject: Re: name the chinchilla yet Plague Boy?

songbird wrote:
>   curious minds wanna know...

>   songbird

re: alt.poly <<<<<<<EYE SQUICK WARNING!!!>>>>>>>

        Unfortunately, the Chinchilla poked it's eye on something, which
got infected. Zie stopped eating and pooping, and I had to
examine it to find the problem. Veterinary intervention seemed
the best course of action, so I then had to locate a competent
vet that would actually treat a chinchilla, take time off from
work, and drive the chinchilla to the next county for treatment.

        Treatment consisted of putting medication in. the. chinchilla's.
infected. eye. FIVE. Times. Daily. A process that was about as
much fun as giving a cat a pill, although chinchillas don't have
much in the way of claws, and it only bit me hard enough to break
the skin once.

Wake up. Pour Coffee. Put drops in chinchilla's eye.
Take Shower. Recapture chinchilla. place salve directly on
chinchilla's eyeball. Go to work.

Return from work. Drag complaining chinchilla from cage, place
salve directly on eyeball.

Eat dinner. Recapture chinchilla, put drops in eye. get ready for
bed. Recapture chinchilla, place salve directly on eyeball. go to
bed.

        Rinse, lather, repeat for FIVE WEEKS. Add several more vet
visits, subtract several hundred dollars from
$discretionary_spending.

*sigh*. I was trying to NOT grab the chinchilla, since it was
very skittish when I got it. Obviously, this whole process set me
back to zero on the trust front. However, the chinchilla has
stopped making angry sounds when I come near it, and it doesn't
always pre-emptively bite my hand when I try and touch it, so
maybe all is not lost.

        The chinchilla's eye is still somewhat whitish and
cloudy, but the vet seemed to think that it will eventually clear
and the chinchilla will have some/most vision from it. Otherwise,
the chinchilla is fine, the vet removed the large mats from it's
coat, and with improved diet and more exercise it seems much
healthier than when I got it in November. Although the people I
got if from said they were told it was a female, the vet has
confirmed it is male. So, I'm glad I didn't name it Sophie,
because it would still be biting me out of rage and humiliation.
Since it is the Chinchilla Who Can't Be Named, I have been toying
with the idea of calling it Voldemort.

--
PB
"I suspect you're an arrogant little pissant who grew up in the
Red Bull generation." - CJW


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Plague Boy  
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 More options Apr 28, 12:31 pm
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From: Plague Boy <plague_...@earthlink.net>
Date: 27 Apr 2009 22:31:03 -0400
Local: Tues, Apr 28 2009 12:31 pm
Subject: Re: name the chinchilla yet Plague Boy?

Plague Boy wrote:
> songbird wrote:
>>   curious minds wanna know...

>>   songbird

        Well, I was watching the Chinchilla run around, rattling the
bars of its play area, and thought I heard it say:

"I am not a number, I am a free Chinchilla!"

So the critter is now "Number Six", or "Six" for short.

        I am now shopping for a small weather balloon to patrol the
perimeter.

--
PB
"I suspect you're an arrogant little pissant who grew up in the
Red Bull generation." - CJW


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 More options Apr 29, 12:12 pm
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From: Plague Boy <plague_...@earthlink.net>
Date: 28 Apr 2009 22:12:26 -0400
Local: Wed, Apr 29 2009 12:12 pm
Subject: Re: name the chinchilla yet Plague Boy?

No, it looks more like Patrick McGoohan.

        I picked up a marble spoonrest at a rummage sale. Six is
enjoying sitting on it in this hot weather.

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Red Bull generation." - CJW


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From: Penelope <penpe...@gmail.com>
Date: 29 Apr 2009 23:06:26 -0400
Local: Thurs, Apr 30 2009 1:06 pm
Subject: Re: name the chinchilla yet Plague Boy?
On 29 Apr 2009 09:12:13 -0400, Diorite <dior...@wowway.com> wrote:

*He* is teh cute!

If you're very good and have lots of rose hips handy, he'll let you
rub between his ears. If you're a bad person who scoops and shoves him
back in his cage, however; he'll bite your finger and give you a dirty
look if you try and pet him.

I'm a little worried, though. He grabbed the piece of paper I had all
my email accounts and passwords on and hid it under the computer desk.

Penelope
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 More options May 1, 10:52 am
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From: Penelope <penpe...@gmail.com>
Date: 30 Apr 2009 20:52:26 -0400
Local: Fri, May 1 2009 10:52 am
Subject: Re: name the chinchilla yet Plague Boy?
On 30 Apr 2009 10:10:28 -0400, Diorite <dior...@wowway.com> wrote:

Yes, I often scoop him up and shove him in a cage.

*strikes an Arrrnold muscleman pose*

Hasta la vista, baby!

The Penelopator

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