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Will Dockery  
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 More options Jul 9, 6:18 am
Newsgroups: alt.arts.poetry.comments, rec.arts.poems, alt.pizza.delivery.drivers, rec.photo.digital, alt.poetry
From: Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Jul 2009 13:18:40 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Thurs, Jul 9 2009 6:18 am
Subject: Will Dockery photo (original & photoshop manipulation)

Barbara's Cat wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote:

> > > > the lady who told me the other day that
> > > > I looked like George Clooney, even.

> http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/piedpiper6996/Dockery_and_Chuc...

Funny shot, interesting how many people who know me believe that this
is a real photograph of me. Last month I was asked where it was taken,
and I just said that yeah, the early 1980s in Atlanta was an
interesting time. Then a discussion of the Limelight Club and the
whole disco-to-newave era began.

The original photograph that the shot of my face was used for gives a
clearer view (my ears and top of my head were distorted during the
theft of the image, either accidentally or intentionally), and pretty
much is more "Will Dockery" than any resemblance to persons living or
dead:

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Will_Dockery_Jocelyn_Lannom.jpg

"...Will_Dockery_Jocelyn_Lannom.jpg‎ (640 × 480 pixels, file size: 38
KB, MIME type: image/jpeg)
Will Dockery and Jocelyn Lannom.

Copyright (c) 2005 Will Dockery. Permission is granted to copy,
distribute and/or modify this document under the terms of the GNU Free
Documentation License, Version 1.2 or any later version published by
the Free Software Foundation; with no Invariant Sections, no Front-
Cover Texts, and no Back-Cover Texts. A copy of the license is
included in the section entitled "GNU Free Documentation License".

File links
The following page links to this file:

User:Pfctdayelise/4by3splitaf
Metadata
This file contains additional information, probably added from the
digital camera or scanner used to create or digitize it. If the file
has been modified from its original state, some details may not fully
reflect the modified file.Camera manufacturer NIKON
Camera model E950
Exposure time 1/60 sec (0.016666666666667)
F Number f/3.2
ISO speed rating 80
Date and time of data generation Unknown date
Lens focal length 12.6 mm
Orientation Normal
Horizontal resolution 300 dpi
Vertical resolution 300 dpi
Software used ACD Systems Digital Imaging
File change date and time 01:59, 18 January 2005
Y and C positioning 1
Exposure Program Normal program
Exif version 2.2
Date and time of digitizing Unknown date
Image compression mode 4
Exposure bias 0
Maximum land aperture 2.6
Metering mode Pattern
Light source Unknown
Flash Flash fired
DateTime subseconds 171
Color space sRGB
Show extended details

--
Twilight Girl written by Will Dockery & Henry Conley (video):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYETTK16jQI


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Orson Wells as CitizenCain  
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 More options Oct 2, 4:07 pm
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From: "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" <noem...@here.invalidd>
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 2009 02:07:24 -0400
Local: Fri, Oct 2 2009 4:07 pm
Subject: Re: Will Dockery photo (original & photoshop manipulation)

"Will Dockery" <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:fadfbd7c-92b1-4b15-b8ec-0261c4538844@d15g2000prc.googlegroups.com...

Barbara's Cat wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote:

> > > > the lady who told me the other day that
> > > > I looked like George Clooney, even.

> http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/piedpiper6996/Dockery_and_Chuc...

Funny shot, interesting how many people who know me believe that this
is a real photograph of me.

I thought due to your complete ignorance of everything everywhere, including
how cameras work, that it was impossible to get a photograph of you. That
the laws of science just said "fuck him" when it came to Dockery and went
the other way? It's the only explanation of your stupidity, ignorance and
complete lack of a clue. I can't imagine your dumbassness occuring naturally
in nature.

Last month I was asked where it was taken,
and I just said that yeah, the early 1980s in Atlanta was an
interesting time. Then a discussion of the Limelight Club and the
whole disco-to-newave era began.

The original photograph that the shot of my face was used for gives a
clearer view (my ears and top of my head were distorted during the
theft of the image, either accidentally or intentionally), and pretty
much is more "Will Dockery" than any resemblance to persons living or
dead:

=snip=

Your photographs make you look like a homeless alcoholic.


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Will Dockery  
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 More options Oct 3, 1:22 am
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From: Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 2009 08:22:13 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Sat, Oct 3 2009 1:22 am
Subject: Re: Will Dockery photo (original & photoshop manipulation)
"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" <noem...@here.invalidd> wrote:

Thanks for commenting, Orson.

--
Red Lipped Stranger by Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars /
Written by Will Dockery, Brian Mallard & Henry Conley / Vocals - Will
Dockery / Vocals - Gini Woolfolk / Guitar - Brian Mallard / Art - Gary
Frankfurth / Produced by Robbie Wright:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBhcN1WK144


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Orson Wells as CitizenCain  
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 More options Oct 3, 4:54 am
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From: "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" <noem...@here.invalidd>
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 2009 14:54:31 -0400
Local: Sat, Oct 3 2009 4:54 am
Subject: Re: Will Dockery photo (original & photoshop manipulation)

"Will Dockery" <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:c9e669f3-9a9f-4174-8bba-7184482a402a@m11g2000yqf.googlegroups.com...

Thanks for being a clueless douchebag, Will.

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Will Dockery  
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 More options Oct 3, 4:57 am
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From: Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 2009 11:57:18 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Sat, Oct 3 2009 4:57 am
Subject: Re: Will Dockery photo (original & photoshop manipulation)
"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" <noem...@here.invalidd> wrote:

You're welcome, Orson.

--
Red Lipped Stranger by Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars /
Written by Will Dockery, Brian Mallard & Henry Conley / Vocals - Will
Dockery / Vocals - Gini Woolfolk / Guitar - Brian Mallard / Art - Gary
Frankfurth / Produced by Robbie Wright:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBhcN1WK144


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Orson Wells as CitizenCain  
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 More options Oct 3, 11:13 am
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From: "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" <noem...@here.invalidd>
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 2009 21:13:35 -0400
Local: Sat, Oct 3 2009 11:13 am
Subject: Re: Will Dockery photo (original & photoshop manipulation)

"Will Dockery" <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote in message

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You're a post-editing buttpirate, Dockery.

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Will Dockery  
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 More options Oct 13, 7:50 am
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From: Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:50:37 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Tues, Oct 13 2009 7:50 am
Subject: Re: Will Dockery photo (original & photoshop manipulation)
"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" <noem...@here.invalidd> wrote:

You are? Too much information, Orson.

--
"Red Lipped Stranger & other stories":
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery


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Orson Wells as CitizenCain  
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 More options Oct 13, 8:29 am
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From: "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" <noem...@here.invalidd>
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:29:04 -0400
Local: Tues, Oct 13 2009 8:29 am
Subject: Re: Will Dockery photo (original & photoshop manipulation)

"Will Dockery" <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:e940de81-82a6-4c19-a327-911e7ed7eb82@l9g2000yqi.googlegroups.com...

No, I'm not. I realize you're illiterate, and if you weren't so ignorant,
stupid, narcisstic and blatantly douchebag I'd pity you for that, but even
with the pity I wouldn't understand how you could construe a single word to
be anything other than its meaning as originally written, though your snips
are so often and so stupid in themselves that perhaps the stupid has finally
caused even greater confusion for you. If that is the case, then you still
do not have my pity -- only my revulsion.

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Will Dockery  
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 More options Oct 13, 9:46 am
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From: Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 2009 16:46:50 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Tues, Oct 13 2009 9:46 am
Subject: Re: Will Dockery photo (original & photoshop manipulation)
"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" <noem...@here.invalidd> wrote:

"...Will replied to Orson, the provably illiterate English Major,
probably knowing that Orson "I am an English Major" Wells wouldn't
know the difference among 'provable', 'demonstrable', and
'inarguable'..." -Stuart Leichter

--
"Red Lipped Stranger & other stories" by Will Dockery:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery


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 More options Oct 13, 10:36 am
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From: "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" <noem...@here.invalidd>
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:36:39 -0400
Local: Tues, Oct 13 2009 10:36 am
Subject: Re: Will Dockery photo (original & photoshop manipulation)

"Will Dockery" <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:2fc6f5bc-267e-43f6-b4ea-14196ea7c9e9@c3g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...

Ah, the Duckrish tactic of sticking to a single statement in hopes of making
it true. You can repeat the word "intelligent" as many times as you want, in
the end you'll still be the same old stupid Dockery.

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