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Beldin the Sorcerer  
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 More options Nov 4, 5:19 pm
Newsgroups: rec.gambling.poker
From: "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net>
Date: Wed, 4 Nov 2009 01:19:58 -0500
Local: Wed, Nov 4 2009 5:19 pm
Subject: Next moron of the evening
Full Tilt Poker Game #15783441712: $3 + $0.30 Knockout (115550349), Table
61 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:18:42 ET - 2009/11/04
Seat 1: The_Sorcerer (2,459)
Seat 2: b_winny80 (2,752)
Seat 3: swissnick (1,824)
Seat 4: Sallay84 (8,669)
Seat 5: xAleXt (3,361)
Seat 6: Donkeys_Suck314 (33,988)
Seat 7: ILovelyGirl (7,805)
Seat 9: TpocketT (8,703)
The_Sorcerer antes 25
b_winny80 antes 25
swissnick antes 25
Sallay84 antes 25
xAleXt antes 25
Donkeys_Suck314 antes 25
ILovelyGirl antes 25
TpocketT antes 25
TpocketT posts the small blind of 120
The_Sorcerer posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The_Sorcerer [Jh Js]
b_winny80 folds
swissnick folds
Sallay84 folds
xAleXt folds
Donkeys_Suck314 calls 240
ILovelyGirl has 15 seconds left to act
ILovelyGirl folds
TpocketT folds
The_Sorcerer raises to 2,434, and is all in
Donkeys_Suck314 calls 2,194
The_Sorcerer shows [Jh Js]
Donkeys_Suck314 shows [5c 5d]
*** FLOP *** [5h Ah 4s]
*** TURN *** [5h Ah 4s] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [5h Ah 4s 6c] [6s]
The_Sorcerer shows two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Donkeys_Suck314 shows a full house, Fives full of Sixes
Donkeys_Suck314 wins the pot (5,188) with a full house, Fives full of Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,188 | Rake 0
Board: [5h Ah 4s 6c 6s]
Seat 1: The_Sorcerer (big blind) showed [Jh Js] and lost with two pair,
Jacks and Sixes
Seat 2: b_winny80 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: swissnick folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Sallay84 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: xAleXt folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Donkeys_Suck314 showed [5c 5d] and won (5,188) with a full house,
Fives full of Sixes
Seat 7: ILovelyGirl (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: TpocketT (small blind) folded before the Flop

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Raider Fan  
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 More options Nov 4, 11:55 pm
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From: "Raider Fan" <raidersgotscrew...@hotmail.com>
Date: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:55:16 -0800
Local: Wed, Nov 4 2009 11:55 pm
Subject: Re: Next moron of the evening
On Nov 4 2009 12:19 AM, Beldin the Sorcerer wrote:

How exactly is this guy a moron?  It's a knockout tourney, so he gets your
bounty if he busts you.  He has T30,000 left if you win.  He has a pocket
pair.  You pushed from the big blind against his limp .  He would have
been a moron to fold there.

I'm sure he thought it was a race, but even if he was up against a bigger
pair, you couldn't hurt him at all.

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Beldin the Sorcerer  
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 More options Nov 4, 11:59 pm
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From: "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net>
Date: Wed, 4 Nov 2009 07:59:57 -0500
Local: Wed, Nov 4 2009 11:59 pm
Subject: Re: Next moron of the evening

"Raider Fan" <raidersgotscrew...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

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Raider, Idiocy like that is why you barely show a profit.

It's a retard call.
Period
He will NEVER EVER in a million years have the best hand there.
If you routinely call there, that's why you're barely showing a profit.

> I'm sure he thought it was a race, but even if he was up against a bigger
> pair, you couldn't hurt him at all.

Yeah, you're a fuckin idiot.
The 2800 in chips is worth more than the bounty he wins.


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Raider Fan  
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 More options Nov 5, 1:27 am
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From: "Raider Fan" <raidersgotscrew...@hotmail.com>
Date: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:27:09 -0800
Local: Thurs, Nov 5 2009 1:27 am
Subject: Re: Next moron of the evening
On Nov 4 2009 6:59 AM, Beldin the Sorcerer wrote:

Oh, nobody would push with AK, AQ, AJ, Ax suited, KQs, etc. or a smaller
pair?  NEVER EVER?  You are so fucking stupid.

> If you routinely call there, that's why you're barely showing a profit.

This isn't about me dickhead.  This is about you not understanding your
opponents.

> > I'm sure he thought it was a race, but even if he was up against a bigger
> > pair, you couldn't hurt him at all.

> Yeah, you're a fuckin idiot.
> The 2800 in chips is worth more than the bounty he wins.

That's bullshit.  Too bad you're too stupid to realize it.

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fuck about." -- Paul Popinjay  2/27/09

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 More options Nov 5, 1:22 am
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From: "Beldin the Sorcerer" <beldin...@verizon.net>
Date: Wed, 4 Nov 2009 09:22:34 -0500
Local: Thurs, Nov 5 2009 1:22 am
Subject: Re: Next moron of the evening

"Raider Fan" <raidersgotscrew...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

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No, shithead.
***I*** will never push there without a big pair.
Early limper almost always means pair.
Therefore if I have Ace-good in the blinds, I try and connect with the flop
first

>> If you routinely call there, that's why you're barely showing a profit.

> This isn't about me dickhead.  This is about you not understanding your
> opponents.

No, it's about YOU not understanding that THEY don't understand their
opponent.

>> > I'm sure he thought it was a race, but even if he was up against a
>> > bigger
>> > pair, you couldn't hurt him at all.

>> Yeah, you're a fuckin idiot.
>> The 2800 in chips is worth more than the bounty he wins.

> That's bullshit.  Too bad you're too stupid to realize it.

No, it's not bullshit.
Bounty's 50 cents
two stacks were 5 bucks
We're nowhere near the money yet.

Simple math, idiot boy


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