> OK, so a few people have figured out that I really am "Jerry Sauk". > No big deal. It was fun while it lasted. That's the best troll > yet. I hope you folks are all good losers and sports, at least > better than Jerry.
> Jerry really *is* dead now and it's time for me to move on to bigger > and better trolls. Look out for me (or somebody slightly smarter > than Jerry) at your favorite Usenet group soon. There's so many to > choose from it's hard coming up with a really good personality for > any given group.
> It's been real, folks. Accept no imitations in my absence.
> (Crossposted to RFC because I know some of them will be overjoyed)
> -sw
say it ain't so sqwertz. I followed jerry's posts with great adoration and found lots of great humor in his "breaking news" posts and his outlandish reviews. this is a sad day indeed. you broke my heart sqwertz . I'll never believe anything in usenet ever again.
On Tue, 3 Nov 2009 17:30:31 -0500, "skeeter" <noth...@there.com> wrote:
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-->"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
-->news:1aorkonaugi0l$.prn@sqwertz.com... -->> OK, so a few people have figured out that I really am "Jerry Sauk". -->> No big deal. It was fun while it lasted. That's the best troll -->> yet. I hope you folks are all good losers and sports, at least -->> better than Jerry. -->> -->> Jerry really *is* dead now and it's time for me to move on to bigger -->> and better trolls. Look out for me (or somebody slightly smarter -->> than Jerry) at your favorite Usenet group soon. There's so many to -->> choose from it's hard coming up with a really good personality for -->> any given group. -->> -->> It's been real, folks. Accept no imitations in my absence. -->> -->> (Crossposted to RFC because I know some of them will be overjoyed) -->> -->> -sw --> -->say it ain't so sqwertz. I followed jerry's posts with great adoration and -->found lots of great humor in his "breaking news" posts and his outlandish -->reviews. this is a sad day indeed. you broke my heart sqwertz . I'll never -->believe anything in usenet ever again.
> "Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message > news:1aorkonaugi0l$.prn@sqwertz.com... >> OK, so a few people have figured out that I really am "Jerry Sauk". >> No big deal. It was fun while it lasted. That's the best troll >> yet. I hope you folks are all good losers and sports, at least >> better than Jerry.
>> Jerry really *is* dead now and it's time for me to move on to bigger >> and better trolls. Look out for me (or somebody slightly smarter >> than Jerry) at your favorite Usenet group soon. There's so many to >> choose from it's hard coming up with a really good personality for >> any given group.
>> It's been real, folks. Accept no imitations in my absence.
>> (Crossposted to RFC because I know some of them will be overjoyed)
>> -sw
> say it ain't so sqwertz. I followed jerry's posts with great adoration and > found lots of great humor in his "breaking news" posts and his outlandish > reviews. this is a sad day indeed. you broke my heart sqwertz . I'll > never believe anything in usenet ever again.
Anybody else sick to death of these juveline motherfuckers? Ugh. Wertz needs to die.
Sqwertz wrote: > OK, so a few people have figured out that I really am "Jerry Sauk". > No big deal. It was fun while it lasted. That's the best troll > yet. I hope you folks are all good losers and sports, at least > better than Jerry.
I knew you were "Jerry" *years* ago, Steve...yer socks are pretty "transparent" - and I'm not talking about that new miracle fiber called "nylon"...!!!
>> "Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message >> news:1aorkonaugi0l$.prn@sqwertz.com... >>> OK, so a few people have figured out that I really am "Jerry Sauk". >>> No big deal. It was fun while it lasted. That's the best troll >>> yet. I hope you folks are all good losers and sports, at least >>> better than Jerry.
>>> Jerry really *is* dead now and it's time for me to move on to bigger >>> and better trolls. Look out for me (or somebody slightly smarter >>> than Jerry) at your favorite Usenet group soon. There's so many to >>> choose from it's hard coming up with a really good personality for >>> any given group.
>>> It's been real, folks. Accept no imitations in my absence.
>>> (Crossposted to RFC because I know some of them will be overjoyed)
>>> -sw
>> say it ain't so sqwertz. I followed jerry's posts with great >> adoration and found lots of great humor in his "breaking news" posts >> and his outlandish reviews. this is a sad day indeed. you broke my >> heart sqwertz . I'll never believe anything in usenet ever again.
> Anybody else sick to death of these juveline motherfuckers? Ugh. > Wertz needs to die.
Sorry, dear, this week's rfc "death slot" is reserved for Lil' Wayne's cat, lol...
>> OK, so a few people have figured out that I really am "Jerry Sauk". >> No big deal. It was fun while it lasted. That's the best troll >> yet. I hope you folks are all good losers and sports, at least >> better than Jerry.
>I knew you were "Jerry" *years* ago, Steve...yer socks are pretty >"transparent" - and I'm not talking about that new miracle fiber called >"nylon"...!!!
The sauk show has been pretty funny. Just as crazy as the chi.gen show but funnier IMO. I have a feeling it's not over.
> OK, so a few people have figured out that I really am "Jerry Sauk". > No big deal. It was fun while it lasted. That's the best troll > yet. I hope you folks are all good losers and sports, at least > better than Jerry.
> Jerry really *is* dead now and it's time for me to move on to bigger > and better trolls. Look out for me (or somebody slightly smarter > than Jerry) at your favorite Usenet group soon. There's so many to > choose from it's hard coming up with a really good personality for > any given group.
> It's been real, folks. Accept no imitations in my absence.
> (Crossposted to RFC because I know some of them will be overjoyed)
> -sw
ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
STEVE IS *NOT* ME, this is just his lame attempt to make people think I am so I'll stop posting on-topic post's which say fast-food isd GOOD food which, even though Steve personally agree's with it, he won't admit it for whatever reason.
>"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message >news:1aorkonaugi0l$.prn@sqwertz.com... >> OK, so a few people have figured out that I really am "Jerry Sauk". >> No big deal. It was fun while it lasted. That's the best troll >> yet. I hope you folks are all good losers and sports, at least >> better than Jerry.
>> Jerry really *is* dead now and it's time for me to move on to bigger >> and better trolls. Look out for me (or somebody slightly smarter >> than Jerry) at your favorite Usenet group soon. There's so many to >> choose from it's hard coming up with a really good personality for >> any given group.
>> It's been real, folks. Accept no imitations in my absence.
>> (Crossposted to RFC because I know some of them will be overjoyed)
>> -sw
>ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>STEVE IS *NOT* ME, this is just his lame attempt to make people think I am >so I'll stop posting on-topic post's which say fast-food isd GOOD food >which, even though Steve personally agree's with it, he won't admit it for >whatever reason.
> >> OK, so a few people have figured out that I really am "Jerry Sauk". > >> No big deal. It was fun while it lasted. That's the best troll > >> yet. I hope you folks are all good losers and sports, at least > >> better than Jerry.
> >I knew you were "Jerry" *years* ago, Steve...yer socks are pretty > >"transparent" - and I'm not talking about that new miracle fiber called > >"nylon"...!!!
> The sauk show has been pretty funny. Just as crazy as the chi.gen > show but funnier IMO. I have a feeling it's not over.
Funny? The consistently misused apostrophes? The intentional subject/ verb, adjective/noun non-agreement; the bad grammar that broke the rules more often than followed them--statistically unlikely from an idiot--didn't ruin any "suspension of disbelief" for you?
> On Tue, 3 Nov 2009 19:29:34 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote: > > "Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message > >news:1aorkonaugi0l$.prn@sqwertz.com... > >> OK, so a few people have figured out that I really am "Jerry Sauk". > >> No big deal. It was fun while it lasted. That's the best troll > >> yet. I hope you folks are all good losers and sports, at least > >> better than Jerry.
> >> Jerry really *is* dead now and it's time for me to move on to bigger > >> and better trolls. Look out for me (or somebody slightly smarter > >> than Jerry) at your favorite Usenet group soon. There's so many to > >> choose from it's hard coming up with a really good personality for > >> any given group.
> >> It's been real, folks. Accept no imitations in my absence.
> >> (Crossposted to RFC because I know some of them will be overjoyed)
> >> -sw
> > ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > STEVE IS *NOT* ME, this is just his lame attempt to make people think I am > > so I'll stop posting on-topic post's which say fast-food isd GOOD food > > which, even though Steve personally agree's with it, he won't admit it for > > whatever reason.
> > I AM ALIVE...
> > AND i AM NOT STEVE!!!!!
> Fuck off, Dude. I know you've been out here posting as me for the > last couple weeks and you're no match for me.
> Good luck impersonating me, though. There's no way you can keep up > the charade like I did.
No, you were--and let's hope it's were, not *are*--the master.
On Tue, 3 Nov 2009 16:54:19 -0600, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> fired up random neurons and synapses to opine:
>On Tue, 3 Nov 2009 17:30:31 -0500, skeeter wrote:
>> say it ain't so sqwertz. I followed jerry's posts with great adoration and >> found lots of great humor in his "breaking news" posts and his outlandish >> reviews. this is a sad day indeed. you broke my heart sqwertz . I'll never >> believe anything in usenet ever again.
>You'll get over it. I don't want to hear no crying either.
Good God, your grammar! It's "I don't want to hear no crying *neither*"
Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd :-^)
--
"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret had been as old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had been as full as the waitress's, it would have been a very good dinner."
Lou Decruss wrote: > On Tue, 3 Nov 2009 18:28:27 -0600, "Gregory Morrow" > <yaqg...@yaajaj.net> wrote:
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>> OK, so a few people have figured out that I really am "Jerry Sauk". >>> No big deal. It was fun while it lasted. That's the best troll >>> yet. I hope you folks are all good losers and sports, at least >>> better than Jerry.
>> I knew you were "Jerry" *years* ago, Steve...yer socks are pretty >> "transparent" - and I'm not talking about that new miracle fiber >> called "nylon"...!!!
> The sauk show has been pretty funny. Just as crazy as the chi.gen > show but funnier IMO. I have a feeling it's not over.
I enjoy Steve's "sockmuppetry", it makes me laff...and no, it's *not* over. And I engage in the "practice" too, I believe it's called "Usenet Onanism"...
<VBG>
AND, Lou, I'm surprized you haven't dipped yer toe into the pool known as "chi.general", it is a blast and you'd fit *right* in...as you can see I'm a regular "contributor" there, lol...
Seriously, except for "Brent" the peeps on chi.general are fairly stable and "on the beam", not *too* many whack cases...it's actually my fave newsgroup.
On Tue, 3 Nov 2009 16:54:19 -0600, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
-->On Tue, 3 Nov 2009 17:30:31 -0500, skeeter wrote: --> -->> say it ain't so sqwertz. I followed jerry's posts with great adoration and -->> found lots of great humor in his "breaking news" posts and his outlandish -->> reviews. this is a sad day indeed. you broke my heart sqwertz . I'll never -->> believe anything in usenet ever again. --> -->You'll get over it. I don't want to hear no crying either. --> -->-sw
posting off highwinds media in florida, does this Jerry live in florida?
>> >> OK, so a few people have figured out that I really am "Jerry Sauk". >> >> No big deal. It was fun while it lasted. That's the best troll >> >> yet. I hope you folks are all good losers and sports, at least >> >> better than Jerry.
>> >I knew you were "Jerry" *years* ago, Steve...yer socks are pretty >> >"transparent" - and I'm not talking about that new miracle fiber called >> >"nylon"...!!!
>> The sauk show has been pretty funny. Just as crazy as the chi.gen >> show but funnier IMO. I have a feeling it's not over.
>Funny? The consistently misused apostrophes? The intentional subject/ >verb, adjective/noun non-agreement; the bad grammar that broke the >rules more often than followed them--statistically unlikely from an >idiot--didn't ruin any "suspension of disbelief" for you?
The biggest problem is that he crossposts his sad little show over here because he's just talking to himself over there.
-- I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
>> "Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message >> news:1aorkonaugi0l$.prn@sqwertz.com... >>> OK, so a few people have figured out that I really am "Jerry Sauk". >>> No big deal. It was fun while it lasted. That's the best troll >>> yet. I hope you folks are all good losers and sports, at least >>> better than Jerry.
>>> Jerry really *is* dead now and it's time for me to move on to bigger >>> and better trolls. Look out for me (or somebody slightly smarter >>> than Jerry) at your favorite Usenet group soon. There's so many to >>> choose from it's hard coming up with a really good personality for >>> any given group.
>>> It's been real, folks. Accept no imitations in my absence.
>>> (Crossposted to RFC because I know some of them will be overjoyed)
>>> -sw
>> say it ain't so sqwertz. I followed jerry's posts with great adoration >> and found lots of great humor in his "breaking news" posts and his >> outlandish reviews. this is a sad day indeed. you broke my heart sqwertz >> . I'll never believe anything in usenet ever again.
> Anybody else sick to death of these juveline motherfuckers? Ugh. Wertz > needs to die.
If you had been sick to death how are you posting. Are you dead like Jerry? Oh what is a Juveline?
> "Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message > news:1aorkonaugi0l$.prn@sqwertz.com... >> OK, so a few people have figured out that I really am "Jerry Sauk". >> No big deal. It was fun while it lasted. That's the best troll >> yet. I hope you folks are all good losers and sports, at least >> better than Jerry.
>> Jerry really *is* dead now and it's time for me to move on to bigger >> and better trolls. Look out for me (or somebody slightly smarter >> than Jerry) at your favorite Usenet group soon. There's so many to >> choose from it's hard coming up with a really good personality for >> any given group.
>> It's been real, folks. Accept no imitations in my absence.
>> (Crossposted to RFC because I know some of them will be overjoyed)
>> -sw
> ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
> STEVE IS *NOT* ME, this is just his lame attempt to make people think I am > so I'll stop posting on-topic post's which say fast-food is DOG food > which, even though Steve personally agree's with it, he won't admit it for > whatever reason.
> On Tue, 3 Nov 2009 16:54:19 -0600, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
> -->On Tue, 3 Nov 2009 17:30:31 -0500, skeeter wrote: > --> > -->> say it ain't so sqwertz. I followed jerry's posts with great adoration and > -->> found lots of great humor in his "breaking news" posts and his outlandish > -->> reviews. this is a sad day indeed. you broke my heart sqwertz . I'll > never > -->> believe anything in usenet ever again. > --> > -->You'll get over it. I don't want to hear no crying either. > --> > -->-sw
> posting off highwinds media in florida, does this Jerry live in florida?
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