Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking
...  'Surely I can't look that old!'

My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first
appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS Diploma, which bore his
full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the
same name had been in my high school class some 40- odd years ago. Could he
be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing
him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding,
gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was WAY TOO OLD to have been my
classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High
School

'Yes...Yes I did. I'm a Mustang.' he gleamed with pride.

'When did you graduate?' I asked.

He answered, 'In 1967, Why do you ask?

'You were in my class!!' I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

THEN, ......................

THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ASS, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT S.O.B. asked,

 'What did you teach?'

Beeg
(who's glad it wasn't me in that chair)
http://www.resourcepages.info/

ROFLMAO!

(couldn't snip a bit!)
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Wes Struebing

Jan. 20, 2009 - the end of an error