Standard Disclaimers: Please set appropriate followups.  Recommendation does
not factor in price.  Not all books will have arrived in your area this week.
An archive can be found on my homepage, http://www.eyrie.org/~dvandom/Rants
     Mucinex turns my wet cough into a dry cough.  Not an improvement.

     Items of Note (strongly recommended or otherwise worthy): None

"Other Media" Capsules:

     Things that are comics-related but not necessarily comics (i.e.
comics-based movies like Iron Man or Hulk), or that aren't going to be
available via comic shops (like comic pack-ins with DVDs) will go in this
section when I have any to mention.  They may not be as timely as comic
reviews, especially if I decide to review novels that take me a week or two
(or ten) to get around to.

     None this week.

Late Books:
     These are comics that were not listed as shipping during the week they
were reviewed.  Sometimes someone recommends a book to me that's already out,
and I grab it over the weekend.  Sometimes it's a trade paperback I ordered
online rather than trusting Diamond.  Sometimes the store screwed up or I was
inobservant and I missed something I meant to get.  USUALLY, though, it's
because Diamond didn't ship what it was supposed to ship and I had to
scrounge around or wait on a reorder.

     Transformers All Hail Megatron #16: IDW - Final issue.  The first story
covers some of the post-war cleanup on Earth from the human side, homaging
the Skids/Ravage fight from the Marvel comic but substituting Spike for Skids
(Spike seems to have gotten his hands on a Constructicon handgun or something
equally human-portable).  Ravage gets jobbed, is all I have to say about that
one.  The second story has Bumblebee on Earth, on the run from humans who
aren't willing to take any chances with wounded Transformers of any faction
(after all, a Decepticon might be willing to put on an Autobrand...even
assuming the humans would wait long enough to see the faction symbol before
opening fire).  It ends with a good piece of character evaluation.
Recommended.  $3.99
     How To Be A Serial Killer ComicCon Special Edition: Viper Comics - I
gave up on pretty much all distribution channels and ordered the new
Middleman GN direct from the publisher, along with some older Middleman (they
were sold out of volume 1 and the Whole Series collection), and they tossed
in a couple of freebies.  This was one of the freebies, a prequel to what
appears to be a (functionally) direct to video dark comedy that hit theaters
at some point in the past year and I never noticed it.  It's the story of a
guy whose soulless corporate existence leads him to nearly commit suicide
until someone annoys him enough to kill them instead, at which point he
discovers that Kirk Douglas in Falling Down should have gone a lot
farther...murder is fun!  For "the characters need to look like the actors"
art it's pretty good, but the story tries to straddle a line between serious
social comedy and bloodfarce and doesn't really do either very well.  It
certainly doesn't make me want to pick up the movie, which supposedly hit
stores last week.  
     The Lost Books of Eve 1:1: Viper Comics - The high concept here is that
before the whole Fall From Grace, the forces of evil made other attempts that
Eve heroically (and naively) opposed, starting with Adam going missing.  The
first half of the book has Eve naked but always covered by convenient plants,
butterflies, etc, but she later gets a leaf bikini courtesy of an angel so
that the writer/artist can stop with the cutesy blocking.  There's some decent
theological stuff in the middle that helps move the story along and avoid a
deus ex Deus plot resolution later, although given that the publication date
is June 2007 and this is the first I heard of this comic, I have to wonder if
the plot ever got resolved.  Josh Howard's art is fairly good in a cartoony
style at a similar level of abstraction as Bruce Timm, but not exactly a copy
of that look.  On a purely trivial note, I wonder if in later issues Asherah
(the angel) realizes that Eve might need some shoes to go along with her
bikini.  Given that Asherah has eagle claw feet, I can see how that sort of
thing might slip her mind.  Mildly recommended.  $3.25
     The Middleman: the Second Volume Inevitability: Viper Comics - This
collects the miniseries that was adapted pretty closely as "The Sino-Mexican
Revelation" on the lamented TV show, and it provides a very good example of
how writing is important but not all-important.  Yes, Javier Grillo-Marxuach
writes a good comic here, and the art by Les McClaine supports it well.  But
the spark that the actors brought to their roles is missing here, making for
a merely good story, rather than a great one.  There's also a trio of
alternate era backup stories (Middleman a la Conan, WWII Middleman, Nikola
Tesla vs. the Middleman).  Recommended.  $9.95 cover price, $7.50 plus
shipping direct from vipercomics.com.
     The Middleman: the Third Volume Inescapability: Viper Comics - This
story was not adapted for the show, although elements of it showed up in The
Obsolescent Cryogenic Meltdown (the Ursula Andress bikini, the underwater
base, the Middleman Gone Bad) and this introduced Manservant Neville as a
henchman rather than as the leader of FATBOY.  Amusingly, when they
introduced Neville in the show, they managed to get the actor on whom
McClaine based his portrayal of Neville, making him the only character in the
comic who looks like he does on the show (Dubby has red hair in the comic,
the Middleman spends most of his time in the comic with five o'clock shadow
rather than being totally clean-cut).  Recommended.  $9.95 cover price, $7.50
plus shipping direct from vipercomics.com.
     The Middleman: the Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse: Viper Comics - This
is a wrap-up to the TV show, not a continuation of the original comic, so it
uses the TV show designs (i.e. Dubby has black hair, Middleman is
clean-shaven) and does not pick up from the Third Volume Inescapability's
cliffhanger.  Also, while McClaine does layouts, Armando Zanker does the
finished art, and the art's in color.  Zanker manages to get the feel of the
TV characters in caricature, but he misses on Manservant Neville,
ironically.  (I'm pretty sure that's irony, anyway.  Close enough for
government work.)  There is a LOT of payoff here, including various origin
story stuff, but not all mysteries of the series are wrapped up, and a new
status quo is established that could certainly be picked up again should
another comic (or a movie, or whatever) be created.  There's enough
permanence to feel like a solid ending, but enough fluidity that it's
possible to get a new beginning without a lot of implausibility (well, beyond
the usual levels typical of this setting).  Oh, and while it does hinge on
taking the word of a madman, I do like how Manservant Neville's motivations
and character arc worked out.  About the only problem I have with this is the
pacing, a lot of things feel rushed simply because they needed to wrap
everything up in 64 pages.  64 pages is at the low end of what can be made to
work for a 45-minute show, and that is for dialogue-light adaptations.  This
did start as the script for a 13th episode, it just needed another 15-20
pages to do it right.  Recommended.  $7.95

New Comics:
     Comics and comic collections that I got this week and were actually
supposed to be out this week, as far as I can tell.  These reviews will
generally be spoiler-free, but the occasional bit will slip in.