Bipolar: Farewell to the Arctic.

D. Fine: A demon that issues parking tickets.

NT: Favorite tea of neurotypicals.

ADD: A condition that compels you to do math.

Asperger: Ground donkey meat.

Autism: The set of every tism.

DAMP syndrome: Sufferers sweat a lot.

Tactile: A floor with lots of sharp points.

Temple Grandin: A place to worship loud noises.

Penguin: A happy writing instrument.

D. Fine: A dictionary demon.

D. Fine: A parking cop demon.

D. Test: The most horrible demon around.

D. Vine: The friendliest demon around.

D. Vore: A very hungry demon.

Complain: Midwestern computer.

Complane: Computerized aircraft.

Explain: Plain that has been terraformed into mountains.

Explane: A converted aircraft.

Autistic: A withdrawn and socially inept tic.

Enormity: Tea that makes you large.

Latin: A cup from the Roman Empire.

Pity: Tea that makes you emphasize with the unfortunate.

Vulcan: A can with long ears.

Isolate: I'm sorry I'm tardy.

Infantry: Militaristic baby tree.

Adultery: Wandering grown up tree.

Paragraph: Two graphs.

Stereotypes: Kinds of sound systems.

Monotype: Sounds of a single font..

Elefont: Very loud type.

Marseilles: Mum in a boat.
Baghdad: With a few bricks included, how she throws him over the side!
Capetown: Where Batman's tailor is.
Nicaragua: Where they make recycled panties.

Diatype: Used by undertakers.
Electrotype: Shocking fonts.
Biotype: GM fonts.
Daguerreotype: Knife-fighters' fonts.
Ecotype: Green fonts.
Holotype: Outline fonts.
Idiotype: Incoherant scribble.
Linotype: Lettering used on floor coverings.
Paratype: Two fonts.
Prototype: Fonts used on the nails of Toms'/Hos' extreme pedal
appendages.
Hot mental: Lunatic fonts.

Betsy: An ocean casino.

Krypton: Heavy secret.

Betsy: The wager in the poker game at the alphabet soup factory.

Krypton: Where they laid the world heaviest man to rest.

Sarcophagus: Person with a cutting and agressive wit who eats people's
bottoms.

Paragraph: Two graphs.

Paralegals: Two attorneys

Paramason: Raymond Burr

Paramedics: Two medics (DUH!)

Paradox: Two doctors.

Paraphrase: Two Kelsey Grammars

Stereotypes: Kinds of sound systems.

Monotype: Sounds of a single font..

Mike Wheeler:  A roadie

Toshiba: A Japanese sheep towing company.

Written: Edit 10.

Bitten: A tiny part of the 10th computer file.

Hamburg: A town of actors.

Hamster: Spinning actor.

Ham Radio: Actors on the air.

Benign: What you will be after you are eight.

Beaten: What you will be after you are 9.

Layton: Sex act # 10.

Layton: Heavy sex.

Sandbar: A pub or a group of lawyers on the beach.

Sandbar: But a bar made sand would not be very sturdy!:)

Crowbar: Where crows get drunk.

Adventure Ring: A ring that sends you on adventures.

Barter Ring: Used to buy anything.

Bore Ring: An uninteresting ring.

Bore Ring: A ring on a male pig.

Doe Ring: Female deer ring.

Engineer Ring: This ring can repair anything.

Enter Ring: Enter this ring to go anywhere.

Gore Ring: Al Gore's wedding ring, or a very dirty ring.

Moor Rings: Opposite of fewer rings.

Occur Ring: A ring that makes things happen.

Pour Ring: A ring that makes it rain.

Roar Ring: A very loud ring.

Store Ring: A ring that can store anything.

War Ring: A ring that makes you aggressive.

Clear ring: A transparent ring.

Dar Ring: A very adventurous ring.

Fare Ring: This ring pays your fare.

Fire Ring: A ring that makes fire.

Order Ring: The owner of this ring can make you obey!

Pair ring:  Engagement ring, wedding ring.

Purr Ring: Ring of a cat.

Roar Ring: A noisy ring.

Slobber ring:  When a St. Bernard proposes.

Shower Ring: A ring that makes water.

Spar Ring: A ring that enhances your fighting ability.

Spare Ring: An extra ring.

Suffering:  What you get *after* the engagement ring and wedding ring.

Tar Ring: Ring of tar.

Tear Ring: Ring of destruction.

Trailer Ring: What the trucker gives you when he wants to get hitched.

War Ring: Ring of violence.

Water ring:  "I promise to love, honor and H2Obey..."

Rear Ring: Anus.

Moor Ring 2: Circular Marina.

Ear Ring: Tinnitus! (I've got it. It's no joke!)

Bore Ring 2: Found through the nose of a male pig.

Gore Ring 2: What his fanatickle Nasty wife did to Her Mann for losing
the
war!

Ador Ring: Brass handle for the portal of a cupboard.

Offer Ring: Circular sacrificial altar.

Attire Ring: Cummerbund or belt.

Ball Bare Ring: Circular hole cut out of trousers in an embarrasing
place.

Beaver Ring: Labia Majora (Well almost.)

Telephone Ring: 70 Volts at 16, 2/3 Hz.

Bicker Ring: Opposite of smaller ring.

Blare Ring: A loudspeaker (the transducer - not the whole thing
including
the cabinet), or the British Prime Minister's anus. You know - the bit
he
talks out of most of the time! - including the cabinet!

Blubber Ring: Obese person's anus!

Broker Ring: What the surgeon did when he botched the Haemorrhoids
operation.

Bittern: A tiny part of a computer file about a relatively small compact
tawny-brown heron with nocturnal habits and a booming cry; found in
marshes.

Glacier: A very cold window installer.

Circulation: A Knight librarian.

Circulation: A Knight newspaper publisher.

Amateur Radio: The preferred term and Radio Hams with broken teeth.
(Thin ka-bough tit!)

Hamlet: A small Shakespearian pig.

Hamamelidaceae: Kinds of Witch Hazel eaten by pigs.

Hamass: Terrorists who should be force-fed pork so they won't be able to

think they'll go to heaven if they blow up innocent people.

Hamiform: Contract signed by very bad actors.

Hammock: Where pigs sleep.

Hamstring: What you tie a slab of pork up with to get it in the oven.

Beecham: A pig at the seaside.

Bentham: A gay pig.

Brougham: A horse-drawn carriage with a pig and a ventriloquist's dummy
called Archie Andrews sedan in it.

Feltham: A pig who's been groped.

Oldham: Gerry Hat Trick pig.

Upham: According to Corporal Jones in Dad's Army, a type of pig that the

Fuzzy Wuzzies didn't like inserted! (^!^)

Fulham: A pig that's eaten too much.

(the last four are UK plaice names and might not be too familiar to the
yEncs!)

Feltham: A pig who's been groped.

Oldham: Gerry Hat Trick pig.

Upham: According to Corporal Jones in Dad's Army, a type of pig that the

Fuzzy Wuzzies didn't like inserted! (^!^)

Fulham: A pig that's eaten too much.

(the last four are UK plaice names and might not be too familiar to the
yEncs!)

Leighton: Heavy sex act taking place in England.

Lemmington: A spa town in England and a town on the Connectihaircut
River where, at both locations, once a year thousands of small rodents
drown themselves.

Umbridge: A UK term meaning offence and a river-crossing with a large
power sub-station underneath.

Submarinade: What you put on an underwater salad.

Substance: How former Haitian Prime Minister Uvon Neptune used to pose.

Trident: What you have left if your lucky after trying to eat oysters
with the shells still on.