What about 01/01/01/01, when at the fair on Hampstead Heath, a very sickly and pale bloke had a go at the coconut shy and came away with a coconut. In other words: The wan one won one!
> > >> > In article <3A513130.768E5...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, > > >> > Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote: > > >> > > Today is 01/01/01, are you having fun?
> > >> > How come nobody decided to pun on 01/01/01?
> > >> 1573 days since 01/01/01. Does anyone here own a gun?
> > >Got a .177 air rifle. I'm saving up for a whole one.
> > You must be a terrorist.
> So what does that make all the 'Merkins who've got everything from pistols > to bazookas to tanks under their right to bare arms! They should wear > long-sleeve shirts like everybody else, I tell you!"!
> And how could I be a teyrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrst with that! You can't do much > with a rocket-propelled .177 pellet! They're so small they're a waist of > time!
> And you've probably woken up ECHELON now, mentioning stuff like that!
> Hang on. There's someone knocking on the door. Nope. They're down the bottom > of he stairs. Handy things, these Jean-Luc Petards!
> > > >> > In article <3A513130.768E5...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, > > > >> > Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote: > > > >> > > Today is 01/01/01, are you having fun?
> > > >> > How come nobody decided to pun on 01/01/01?
> > > >> 1573 days since 01/01/01. Does anyone here own a gun?
> > > >Got a .177 air rifle. I'm saving up for a whole one.
> > > You must be a terrorist.
> > So what does that make all the 'Merkins who've got everything from pistols > > to bazookas to tanks under their right to bare arms! They should wear > > long-sleeve shirts like everybody else, I tell you!"!
> > And how could I be a teyrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrst with that! You can't do much > > with a rocket-propelled .177 pellet! They're so small they're a waist of > > time!
> > And you've probably woken up ECHELON now, mentioning stuff like that!
> > Hang on. There's someone knocking on the door. Nope. They're down the bottom > > of he stairs. Handy things, these Jean-Luc Petards!
> Handy: Chinese demon.
Handycap: Folding headgear. The wan one won one as a prize in a draw run by Millie Narr.
Hasn't that wan one won enough events yet to be happy to retyre and sit at home admiring his trophies?
Admire: A soft wet area of stinking, festering gore from thousands of advertising executives and lower wanks who've finally got their just desserts and been crushed alive very slowly in revenge for the heaps of utter bilge they've been pumping out at us for decades ruining perfectly good television programmes one after the other!
> > >> > In article <3A513130.768E5...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, > > >> > Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote: > > >> > > Today is 01/01/01, are you having fun?
> > >> > How come nobody decided to pun on 01/01/01?
> > >> 1573 days since 01/01/01. Does anyone here own a gun?
> > >Got a .177 air rifle. I'm saving up for a whole one.
> > You must be a terrorist.
> So what does that make all the 'Merkins who've got everything from pistols > to bazookas to tanks under their right to bare arms! They should wear > long-sleeve shirts like everybody else, I tell you!"!
> And how could I be a teyrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrst with that! You can't do much > with a rocket-propelled .177 pellet! They're so small they're a waist of > time!
> And you've probably woken up ECHELON now, mentioning stuff like that!
> Hang on. There's someone knocking on the door. Nope. They're down the bottom > of he stairs. Handy things, these Jean-Luc Petards!
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