> > nemo wrote:

> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:432A3E54.2FB97AC7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

> > > > nemo wrote:

> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:432664D1.DD370FA1@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > Greedy: Kleptomaniac demon.

> > > > > > Groovy: Hip vampire.

> > > > > > Handy: Chinese demon with lots of manipulatory appendages.

> > > > > > Hardy: Resilient demon.

> > > > > > Paul Harvey: Vampire that tells "The rest of the story".

> > > > > They can't finish the rest of the story. They've run out of bricks.

> > > > Use wood or concrete or steel.

> > > Steel them from where? Steeling building materials can be a jewson
> difficult
> > > job!

> > Son of a Hebrew?

> Nope.  http://www.jewson.co.uk/homepage.jsp?_requestid=1703945

> Next to their lift/elevator:

> Sexth Floor:        Company brothel.
> Fit Floor:             Epilepsy drugs. (Noah fence to sufferers,)
> Turd Floor:         Toilets.
> Seconds Floor:    Extra food.
> Thirst Floor:        Bar.
> Ground Floor:     Powdered linoleum.
> Bay Cement:        Building materials.

> >On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 09:41:48 +0000, dougal
> ><garyridgewa...@greenriver.com> wrote:

> >>>>>>>>>Larry
> >>>>>>>>>Besides, I lost both arms during the war.

> >>>>>>>>Crimean?

> >>>>>>>Punishment?

> >>>>>>I sentence you to 10 years of having to read Kenfuny.  Guards,
take
> >>>>>>him away.

> >>>>>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

> >>>>Yeeeeeeeeeees!

> >>>>Thread update - 14039 articles.

> >>>Hmm.  You seem to like statistics.  Have you been posting other
> >>>statistics to rec.humor as well?  Hmm?

> >>Yes Mr Prolific.

> >A-ha!  Dr. Dougal Moriarty, I presume.

> >Larry "Sherlock" Krzewinski
> >221B Baker St.

> 221B Baker St is now a bank.