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Tim Bruening <tsbru... @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> Date: Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:10:08 -0800
Local: Sun, Nov 1 2009 8:10 am
Subject: Re: 10/6 Puns
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbru
... @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>
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> > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > > On Sun, 9 May 2004 23:40:13 -0400, "Greg Evans" ... @charter.BLATHER.net> wrote:
> > > >Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > > >> Have you ever tried to say no to the Department of Defense?
> > > >I find it's much easier to deal with the Department of Degate
> > > In your case, yes. I've heard that you have often been given Degate.
> > How about the Department of Veterans Affairs?
> > Curvet: Former Dog soldier.
> > Velvet: Cloth soldier.
> > Vetting: Army bell.
> We have a veteran run down to Brighton once a year.
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Tim Bruening <tsbru... @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> Date: Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:10:10 -0800
Local: Sun, Nov 1 2009 8:10 am
Subject: Re: 10/6 Puns
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbru
... @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> > Handkerchief: Tissue dog used to blow nose.
> > Hijacker: Terrorist dog.
> > Hiker: Dog who is stoned.
> > Junker: Garbage dog.
> > Kicker: Dog who scores field goals and extra points in football.
> > Knickerbockers: New York dog? Dog pants?
> > Looker: A dog with its eyes peeled for trouble.
> That'd let all the humour out!
> > Meeker: Humble dog.
> > Mocker: Another pretend dog.
> Docker: Another pretend honest aristocrat.
> (Lady Docker. Turned out she was a compulsive shoplifter and the shame of it
Dockers: Shoe dogs.
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"nemo" <n... @naughtylass.wet> Date: Sun, 01 Nov 2009 11:07:40 GMT
Local: Sun, Nov 1 2009 10:07 pm
Subject: Re: 10/6 Puns
"Tim Bruening" <tsbru
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> nemo wrote:
>> "Tim Bruening" <tsbru... @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:42A95319.C994B49F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us ...
>> > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>> > > On Sun, 9 May 2004 23:40:13 -0400, "Greg Evans" ... @charter.BLATHER.net> wrote:
>> > > >Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>> > > >> Have you ever tried to say no to the Department of Defense?
>> > > >I find it's much easier to deal with the Department of Degate
>> > > In your case, yes. I've heard that you have often been given Degate.
>> > How about the Department of Veterans Affairs?
>> > Curvet: Former Dog soldier.
>> > Velvet: Cloth soldier.
>> > Vetting: Army bell.
>> We have a veteran run down to Brighton once a year.
> Brighton: A heavy light.
Southampton: A willie in the right place.
Northampton: A dick-head's willie!
Isle of Wight -minded puns like those.
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"nemo" <n... @naughtylass.wet> Date: Sun, 01 Nov 2009 11:08:32 GMT
Local: Sun, Nov 1 2009 10:08 pm
Subject: Re: 10/6 Puns
"Tim Bruening" <tsbru
... @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> nemo wrote:
>> "Tim Bruening" <tsbru... @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:42AA8F49.A9B2CC25@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us ...
>> > Handkerchief: Tissue dog used to blow nose.
>> > Hijacker: Terrorist dog.
>> > Hiker: Dog who is stoned.
>> > Junker: Garbage dog.
>> > Kicker: Dog who scores field goals and extra points in football.
>> > Knickerbockers: New York dog? Dog pants?
>> > Looker: A dog with its eyes peeled for trouble.
>> That'd let all the humour out!
>> > Meeker: Humble dog.
>> > Mocker: Another pretend dog.
>> Docker: Another pretend honest aristocrat.
>> (Lady Docker. Turned out she was a compulsive shoplifter and the shame of
> Docker: A medical dog.
> Dockers: Shoe dogs.
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