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Tim Bruening  
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 More options Oct 25 2005, 12:07 pm
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From: Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:07:48 -0700
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Subject: 10/24 Puns

"Alan B. Combs" wrote:
> Untold riches.  That is the goal of any self-respecting buccaneer.
> Gold, rubies, diamonds, bullion -- all are acceptable plunder for these
> thieves of the high seas.

> When the the ill-gotten gains are particularly good, many brigands will
> put their goods in a sack and swing the swag above their heads.  Then
> they dance around in a little wiggle-waggle jig very similar to that
> adopted by many NFL players who have just made a touchdown.

> Indeed, it is most entertaining to watch a pirate shake his booty.

Pirate: $3.1415926................

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From: Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:08:16 -0700
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Subject: 10/24 Puns

Tim Bruening wrote:
> mike wheeEler wrote:

> > In article <3F8B9EAF.D1CC3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
> > tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us, Tim Bruening was looking at the world oddly when:

> > >Conversion: A variant of criminal.

> > Conversion.. Air freshener ions emitted by old Converse tennis shoes..

> Micro: Not your crow.

Decibel: One tenth of a bell.

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From: Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:09:16 -0700
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Subject: 10/24 Puns

Why would anyone want to cook lettuce?

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From: Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:09:18 -0700
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Subject: 10/24 Puns

Receding: To replant bell seeds.

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From: Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:09:52 -0700
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Subject: 10/24 Puns

Seering: A prophetic bell.

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From: "nemo" <n...@newtylust.nit>
Date: Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:02:43 GMT
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Subject: Re: 10/24 Puns

"Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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Is that his left booty or his right booty - or should we just shoeie-m away!

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Date: Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:02:45 GMT
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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Blue Bell seeds?

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From: "nemo" <n...@newtylust.nit>
Date: Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:02:44 GMT
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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It is! Except it's one tenth of a Bel. It's a combersome unit like the Farad
which is also too large to use in its entirity, unless you're looking a
capacitors in power stations which can be measured in whole Farads. Not many
though.

Faraday: When they celebrate installing a new extra-large capacitor at a
power station.


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From: "nemo" <n...@newtylust.nit>
Date: Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:02:45 GMT
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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Could also be heads of cabbage, broccoli etc.

Signed:

Artie Choke.


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From: "nemo" <n...@newtylust.nit>
Date: Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:57:50 GMT
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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Or one that's just come out of the mould and is still red hot.

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 More options Oct 26 2005, 12:42 pm
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From: Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Tue, 25 Oct 2005 19:42:47 -0700
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Subject: Re: 10/24 Puns

Booty: Ghostly beverage.

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Date: Wed, 26 Oct 2005 20:23:10 GMT
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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Shoeie: Hissing helicopter.

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From: Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:02:35 -0700
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Subject: Re: 10/24 Puns

Booty: Ghostly beverage.

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From: Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:46:57 -0700
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Subject: Re: 10/24 Puns

"Alan B. Combs" wrote:
> Untold riches.  That is the goal of any self-respecting buccaneer.
> Gold, rubies, diamonds, bullion -- all are acceptable plunder for these
> thieves of the high seas.

> When the the ill-gotten gains are particularly good, many brigands will
> put their goods in a sack and swing the swag above their heads.  Then
> they dance around in a little wiggle-waggle jig very similar to that
> adopted by many NFL players who have just made a touchdown.

> Indeed, it is most entertaining to watch a pirate shake his booty.

Pirate: $3.1415926................

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From: Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:50:47 -0700
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Subject: 10/24 Puns
Conversion: A variant of criminal.

Conversion.. Air freshener ions emitted by old Converse tennis shoes.

Micro: Not your crow.

Decibel: One tenth of a bell.


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From: Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:57:57 -0700
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Subject: Re: 10/24 Puns

Receding: To replant bell seeds.

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From: Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:01:14 -0700
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Subject: Re: 10/24 Puns

Seering: A prophetic bell.

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From: Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:54:50 -0800
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Receding: To replant bell seeds.

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From: Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:54:52 -0800
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Subject: 10/24 Puns
Conversion: A variant of criminal.

Conversion.. Air freshener ions emitted by old Converse tennis shoes.

Micro: Not your crow.

Decibel: One tenth of a bell.


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From: Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:54:54 -0800
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Subject: Re: 10/24 Puns

"Alan B. Combs" wrote:
> Untold riches.  That is the goal of any self-respecting buccaneer.
> Gold, rubies, diamonds, bullion -- all are acceptable plunder for these
> thieves of the high seas.

> When the the ill-gotten gains are particularly good, many brigands will
> put their goods in a sack and swing the swag above their heads.  Then
> they dance around in a little wiggle-waggle jig very similar to that
> adopted by many NFL players who have just made a touchdown.

> Indeed, it is most entertaining to watch a pirate shake his booty.

Pirate: $3.1415926................

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From: Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:54:56 -0800
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Subject: Re: 10/24 Puns

Booty: Ghostly beverage.

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From: "nemo" <n...@naughtylass.wet>
Date: Sun, 01 Nov 2009 03:18:51 GMT
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Subject: Re: 10/24 Puns

"Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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Bluebells??  I hope they get past the censor!

Deceiving: Robbing someone of their tea strainer.

That tree mind smee. I done quite well at  http://www.johnlewis.com/  today.

I got a new tease trainer (the old one resigned!) then had a look around and
also came away with a cordless kettle @ £34 ($56.17) and some new Beano
Clears. Nikon ones. 10 x 50s, @ £149. ($246.15) They're so sharp and clear
that they really show up how worn and knackered my old pair are. These are
Pentax ones I bought in the early 70s and they spent a hell of a lot of time
rattling about in my motorbike's top-box when I went all over the place
looking for birds. Feathered ones! Shell Ness, Dungeness, The Wash,
Salisbury Plain, Burnham on Crouch (Painfull, that place!) Bradwell on Sea -
places like that..

And come two thin cough it - when I'm out using them up Hampstead Heath I'll
be bird watching, and when I'm on here, I'm word botching!!


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Date: Sun, 01 Nov 2009 03:27:34 GMT
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Subject: Re: 10/24 Puns

"Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> Conversion: A variant of criminal.

> Conversion.. Air freshener ions emitted by old Converse tennis shoes.

> Micro: Not your crow.

> Decibel: One tenth of a bell.

That's a no pun and shut case.

They're logarithmic. 3dB = twice as much power. 10 dB = ten times the power
and so on.

MilliHenry: The husband of a certain Jamaican singer.

She was born Millicent Small, but she gradually got bigger!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millie_%28singer%29

Millicent: A near-microscopic aMerkin coin.


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Date: Sun, 01 Nov 2009 03:30:21 GMT
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> "Alan B. Combs" wrote:

Alan B. Combs what? Somebody else? A tree? A duck-billed platypus??

>> Untold riches.  That is the goal of any self-respecting buccaneer.
>> Gold, rubies, diamonds, bullion -- all are acceptable plunder for these
>> thieves of the high seas.

>> When the the ill-gotten gains are particularly good, many brigands will
>> put their goods in a sack and swing the swag above their heads.  Then
>> they dance around in a little wiggle-waggle jig very similar to that
>> adopted by many NFL players who have just made a touchdown.

>> Indeed, it is most entertaining to watch a pirate shake his booty.

> Pirate: $3.1415926................

Booty: Surprise English beverage.

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Date: Sun, 01 Nov 2009 03:31:40 GMT
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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As certified by a booty inspectre?

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