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From:
Tim Bruening <tsbru... @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:58:07 -0700
Local: Wed, Oct 8 2008 2:58 am
Subject: Re: 10/8 Puns
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbru
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> > nemo wrote:
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbru... @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:432A3E54.2FB97AC7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us ...
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbru... @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > > news:432664D1.DD370FA1@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us ... > > > > > > Greedy: Kleptomaniac demon.
> > > > > > Groovy: Hip vampire.
> > > > > > Handy: Chinese demon with lots of manipulatory appendages.
> > > > > > Hardy: Resilient demon.
> > > > > > Paul Harvey: Vampire that tells "The rest of the story".
> > > > > They can't finish the rest of the story. They've run out of bricks.
> > > > Use wood or concrete or steel.
> > > Steel them from where? Steeling building materials can be a jewson > difficult > > > job!
> > Son of a Hebrew?
> Nope. http://www.jewson.co.uk/homepage.jsp?_requestid=1703945
> Next to their lift/elevator:
> Sexth Floor: Company brothel. > Fit Floor: Epilepsy drugs. (Noah fence to sufferers,) > Turd Floor: Toilets. > Seconds Floor: Extra food. > Thirst Floor: Bar. > Ground Floor: Powdered linoleum. > Bay Cement: Building materials.
Hexth Floor: Withcraft.
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From:
Tim Bruening <tsbru... @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:58:15 -0700
Local: Wed, Oct 8 2008 2:58 am
Subject: Re: 10/8 Puns
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbru
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> > Glister: Shining spinning object.
> > Semester: Spinning part of a school year.
> > Slyvester: Spinning cartoon cat.
> > Sister: Spinning sibling.
> > Tester: Spinning exam.
> AVO-lvo!
I love Peace Tree Teas.
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From:
Tim Bruening <tsbru... @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:58:27 -0700
Local: Wed, Oct 8 2008 2:58 am
Subject: Re: 10/8 Puns
Lolipop: Candy dad.
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> > Babble: Cross between a sheep and a male cow.
> > Bubble: A fat male cow.
> > Hortense: A nervous prostitute.
> > Hubble: Very far seeing bull.
> > Gable: Homosexual bull.
> > Lamba: Male sheep that has bred.
> > Rubble: A ruined bull.
> > Yuba: Sound of a female sheep (Ewe) or a tree sheep (Yew).
> > Yuban: Ban on female sheep or a certain tree (Yew).
> Bubble Sextant: Baby male cow who guards the church ornaments and can not > only jump over the moon but can also shoot the stars and sun.
Sextant: Ant on Viagra.
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From:
Tim Bruening <tsbru... @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:58:31 -0700
Local: Wed, Oct 8 2008 2:58 am
Subject: 10/8 Puns
Soupcon: A scam involving a mostly liquid refreshment. Souring: Bad tasting ring.
Sourcing: Song of rising.
Sorting: Rising bell.
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From:
"nemo" <n... @naughtylass.wet>
Date: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:00:57 GMT
Local: Thurs, Oct 9 2008 1:00 am
Subject: Re: 10/8 Puns
"Tim Bruening" <tsbru
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> Michael Balarama wrote:
> > was sent this: > > A stuntman complained that he couldn't decide whether to buy a bike > > with a high top speed and poor acceleration, or one with lots of > torque > > and fast acceleration, but a poor top speed. Eventually he decided on > > the second one, because it cost a lot less. After all, torque is > cheap.
> Costing: Expensive bell.
> Curate: Price of medical care.
> Permit: Glove price.
> Serrate: Price of a knight.
Or a saw.
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From:
"nemo" <n... @naughtylass.wet>
Date: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:00:57 GMT
Local: Thurs, Oct 9 2008 1:00 am
Subject: Re: 10/8 Puns
"Tim Bruening" <tsbru
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> nemo wrote:
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbru... @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > news:442A56EE.1D057BB6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us ...
> > > nemo wrote:
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbru... @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > news:432A3E54.2FB97AC7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us ...
> > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbru... @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > > > news:432664D1.DD370FA1@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us ... > > > > > > > Greedy: Kleptomaniac demon.
> > > > > > > Groovy: Hip vampire.
> > > > > > > Handy: Chinese demon with lots of manipulatory appendages.
> > > > > > > Hardy: Resilient demon.
> > > > > > > Paul Harvey: Vampire that tells "The rest of the story".
> > > > > > They can't finish the rest of the story. They've run out of bricks.
> > > > > Use wood or concrete or steel.
> > > > Steel them from where? Steeling building materials can be a jewson > > difficult > > > > job!
> > > Son of a Hebrew?
> > Nope. http://www.jewson.co.uk/homepage.jsp?_requestid=1703945
> > Next to their lift/elevator:
> > Sexth Floor: Company brothel. > > Fit Floor: Epilepsy drugs. (Noah fence to sufferers,) > > Turd Floor: Toilets. > > Seconds Floor: Extra food. > > Thirst Floor: Bar. > > Ground Floor: Powdered linoleum. > > Bay Cement: Building materials.
> Hexth Floor: Withcraft.
Sexth Floor 2: An Ann Summers shop.
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From:
Tim Bruening <tsbru... @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 2009 23:11:36 -0700
Local: Sat, Oct 17 2009 4:11 pm
Subject: 10/8 Puns
Soupcon: A scam involving a mostly liquid refreshment. Souring: Bad tasting ring.
Sourcing: Song of rising.
Sorting: Rising bell.
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From:
Tim Bruening <tsbru... @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Date: Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:01:31 -0800
Local: Sun, Nov 1 2009 10:01 am
Subject: Re: 11/11/11
Tim Bruening wrote: > 46 months to 11/11/11.
Now 2 years and 11 days.
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