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Old North American Indian joke.
One problem though, although they've substituted October for April,
Cheers
On 27/06/2009, at 7:47 PM, Bussy wrote:
> It was April and the Aboriginals in a remote part of Northern
Indians for Aboriginals and the NWS for the BOM, perhaps they should
have also said southern Australia rather than Northern Australia,
which I imagine wouldn't have winters as such?
Neville
> Australia asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to
> be cold or mild. Since he was an elder in a modern community he had
> never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he
> couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.
> Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the
> winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the
> tribe should collect firewood to be prepared.
> But being a practical leader, after several days he had an idea.
> He walked out to the telephone booth on the highway, called the
> Bureau of Meteorology and asked, 'Is the coming winter in this area
> going to be cold?'
> The meteorologist responded, 'It looks like this winter is going to
> be quite cold.' So the elder went back to his people and told them
> to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.
> A week later he called the Bureau of Meteorology again. 'Does it
> still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'
> The meteorologist again replied, 'Yes, it's going to be a very cold
> winter.'
> The elder again went back to his community and ordered them to
> collect every scrap of firewood they could find.
> Two weeks later the elder called the Bureau again. 'Are you
> absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?' he asked.
> 'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it
> is going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'
> 'How can you be so sure?' the elder asked.
> The weatherman replied, 'Our satellites have reported that the
> Aboriginals in the north are collecting firewood like crazy, and
> that's always a sure sign.'
> Bussy
> Rutherglen, Victoria