<ossiepwr...@spamawayexposures.co.nz> wrote:
> Left whimpering and impotent by World Champion Rugby League team New
> Zealand when they failed to beat the Kiwis 2 weeks ago Ausfailure
> spent the last fortnight whinging and talking about losing yet again
> to the all powerful Kiwi juggernaut.

> Former hard man Jarrod Hayne even went as far to suggest there was a
> conspiracy to keep Ausfailure at the bottom of international rugby
> league.

> Even Tim Sheens got the hanky out as he admitted the England and World
> Champion New Zealand forward packs were too tough for the Ausfailure
> team.

> Ausfailure have failed to beat the World Champion Kiwis at the full
> time whistle in 3 of the last 3 finals.

> As New Zealand today prepared to return home once more unbeaten by
> Ausfailure in a major tournament the powerful England team readies
> itself to beat Ausfailure in the Four Nations Final next week.

> Ausfailure were once more crying foul over having to play England.

> "Crikey dick Shag" said one of their smallest forwards, "if these poms
> can knock off the World Champion New Zealanders they are going to
> waltz in playing a bunch of softcoc#s like Ausfailure" he sobbed.

> Sources inside the paranoid Ausfailure camp even suggested New Zealand
> deliberately threw the match, effectively a semi final, in order to
> give England a chance to beat Ausfailure again.

> England lowered the Ausfailure shorts in last years World Cup
> tournament beating them soundly in Sydney.

> The Kiwis refused to be drawn on the Ausfailure suggestions that they
> rigged the outcome of the match to further frustrate Ausfailure's
> attempts to actually beat New Zealand at something.

> Team sources suggested anyone making such a suggestion must be on
> drugs.

> "If some loser suggested that I'd rewind the video footage and see if
> there was any sign of white powder in their nostrils" said a Kiwi.

> England are playing outstanding football at present and thoroughly
> deserve their place in the final, unlike their opponents Ausfailure.

> Tournament organizers were disappointed that the final included
> Ausfailure.

> "We'd like to have the two best teams out there competing in the final
> but sadly Ausfailure will be there so we'll just have to go with what
> we've got" said Ray Zerblade on behalf of the sponsor.

> Meanwhile Ausfailure are sh!tting themselves leading up to the final.
> They have played abysmally as usual and have been unable to cheat as
> much as they would like.

> "We had hoped to beat France by 50 like the World Champs did last week
> but we are simply not up to that standard" said a source close to a
> source.

> Ausfailure's beleaguered coach Tim Sheens confirmed that Ausfailure
> 'played like crap' against New Zealand and no one is suggesting they
> have improved since then.

> The English team are thrilled to have a chance to beat Ausfailure
> again, this time at home in front of a record crowd.

> Ausfailure are not giving up hope just yet and it is understood that
> the team will watch Trainspotting, a film about a group of losers
> suffering from long term drug abuse, before going out and losing the
> final.

> In the film one junkie sh!ts the bed after failing to be able to get
> it up with a slapper.

> "I love movies that remind me of home' said a member of the Kangalose
> team.

> Bluey Crackersport
> Ausfailure's Number 1 Sports Reporterwww.crackersport.com

On Sun, 08 Nov 2009 04:25:37 GMT, "joebee" <joe...@home.com> wrote:

>"Bluey Crackersport" <ossiepwr...@spamawayexposures.co.nz> wrote in message
>news:ksobf59bj3jakkdqdkdvn13gn09hlabb5t@4ax.com...

>> Left whimpering and impotent by World Champion Rugby League team New
>> Zealand when they failed to beat the Kiwis 2 weeks ago Ausfailure
>> spent the last fortnight whinging and talking about losing yet again
>> to the all powerful Kiwi juggernaut.

>> Former hard man Jarrod Hayne even went as far to suggest there was a
>> conspiracy to keep Ausfailure at the bottom of international rugby
>> league.

>> Even Tim Sheens got the hanky out as he admitted the England and World
>> Champion New Zealand forward packs were too tough for the Ausfailure
>> team.

>> Ausfailure have failed to beat the World Champion Kiwis at the full
>> time whistle in 3 of the last 3 finals.

>> As New Zealand today prepared to return home once more unbeaten by
>> Ausfailure in a major tournament the powerful England team readies
>> itself to beat Ausfailure in the Four Nations Final next week.

>> Ausfailure were once more crying foul over having to play England.

>> "Crikey dick Shag" said one of their smallest forwards, "if these poms
>> can knock off the World Champion New Zealanders they are going to
>> waltz in playing a bunch of softcoc#s like Ausfailure" he sobbed.

>> Sources inside the paranoid Ausfailure camp even suggested New Zealand
>> deliberately threw the match, effectively a semi final, in order to
>> give England a chance to beat Ausfailure again.

>> England lowered the Ausfailure shorts in last years World Cup
>> tournament beating them soundly in Sydney.

>> The Kiwis refused to be drawn on the Ausfailure suggestions that they
>> rigged the outcome of the match to further frustrate Ausfailure's
>> attempts to actually beat New Zealand at something.

>> Team sources suggested anyone making such a suggestion must be on
>> drugs.

>> "If some loser suggested that I'd rewind the video footage and see if
>> there was any sign of white powder in their nostrils" said a Kiwi.

>> England are playing outstanding football at present and thoroughly
>> deserve their place in the final, unlike their opponents Ausfailure.

>> Tournament organizers were disappointed that the final included
>> Ausfailure.

>> "We'd like to have the two best teams out there competing in the final
>> but sadly Ausfailure will be there so we'll just have to go with what
>> we've got" said Ray Zerblade on behalf of the sponsor.

>> Meanwhile Ausfailure are sh!tting themselves leading up to the final.
>> They have played abysmally as usual and have been unable to cheat as
>> much as they would like.

>> "We had hoped to beat France by 50 like the World Champs did last week
>> but we are simply not up to that standard" said a source close to a
>> source.

>> Ausfailure's beleaguered coach Tim Sheens confirmed that Ausfailure
>> 'played like crap' against New Zealand and no one is suggesting they
>> have improved since then.

>> The English team are thrilled to have a chance to beat Ausfailure
>> again, this time at home in front of a record crowd.

>> Ausfailure are not giving up hope just yet and it is understood that
>> the team will watch Trainspotting, a film about a group of losers
>> suffering from long term drug abuse, before going out and losing the
>> final.

>> In the film one junkie sh!ts the bed after failing to be able to get
>> it up with a slapper.

>> "I love movies that remind me of home' said a member of the Kangalose
>> team.

>> Bluey Crackersport
>> Ausfailure's Number 1 Sports Reporter
>> www.crackersport.com

>I see, at least the sheep shaggers went home with cocks in their hands to
>show what they achieved in the 4 nations comp, just in time too for the
>lambing season, some nice young fresh meat to take their frustrations out
>on.

<ossiepwr...@spamawayexposures.co.nz> wrote:
> On Sun, 08 Nov 2009 04:25:37 GMT, "joebee" <joe...@home.com> wrote:

> >"Bluey Crackersport" <ossiepwr...@spamawayexposures.co.nz> wrote in message
> >news:ksobf59bj3jakkdqdkdvn13gn09hlabb5t@4ax.com...

> >> Left whimpering and impotent by World Champion Rugby League team New
> >> Zealand when they failed to beat the Kiwis 2 weeks ago Ausfailure
> >> spent the last fortnight whinging and talking about losing yet again
> >> to the all powerful Kiwi juggernaut.

> >> Former hard man Jarrod Hayne even went as far to suggest there was a
> >> conspiracy to keep Ausfailure at the bottom of international rugby
> >> league.

> >> Even Tim Sheens got the hanky out as he admitted the England and World
> >> Champion New Zealand forward packs were too tough for the Ausfailure
> >> team.

> >> Ausfailure have failed to beat the World Champion Kiwis at the full
> >> time whistle in 3 of the last 3 finals.

> >> As New Zealand today prepared to return home once more unbeaten by
> >> Ausfailure in a major tournament the powerful England team readies
> >> itself to beat Ausfailure in the Four Nations Final next week.

> >> Ausfailure were once more crying foul over having to play England.

> >> "Crikey dick Shag" said one of their smallest forwards, "if these poms
> >> can knock off the World Champion New Zealanders they are going to
> >> waltz in playing a bunch of softcoc#s like Ausfailure" he sobbed.

> >> Sources inside the paranoid Ausfailure camp even suggested New Zealand
> >> deliberately threw the match, effectively a semi final, in order to
> >> give England a chance to beat Ausfailure again.

> >> England lowered the Ausfailure shorts in last years World Cup
> >> tournament beating them soundly in Sydney.

> >> The Kiwis refused to be drawn on the Ausfailure suggestions that they
> >> rigged the outcome of the match to further frustrate Ausfailure's
> >> attempts to actually beat New Zealand at something.

> >> Team sources suggested anyone making such a suggestion must be on
> >> drugs.

> >> "If some loser suggested that I'd rewind the video footage and see if
> >> there was any sign of white powder in their nostrils" said a Kiwi.

> >> England are playing outstanding football at present and thoroughly
> >> deserve their place in the final, unlike their opponents Ausfailure.

> >> Tournament organizers were disappointed that the final included
> >> Ausfailure.

> >> "We'd like to have the two best teams out there competing in the final
> >> but sadly Ausfailure will be there so we'll just have to go with what
> >> we've got" said Ray Zerblade on behalf of the sponsor.

> >> Meanwhile Ausfailure are sh!tting themselves leading up to the final.
> >> They have played abysmally as usual and have been unable to cheat as
> >> much as they would like.

> >> "We had hoped to beat France by 50 like the World Champs did last week
> >> but we are simply not up to that standard" said a source close to a
> >> source.

> >> Ausfailure's beleaguered coach Tim Sheens confirmed that Ausfailure
> >> 'played like crap' against New Zealand and no one is suggesting they
> >> have improved since then.

> >> The English team are thrilled to have a chance to beat Ausfailure
> >> again, this time at home in front of a record crowd.

> >> Ausfailure are not giving up hope just yet and it is understood that
> >> the team will watch Trainspotting, a film about a group of losers
> >> suffering from long term drug abuse, before going out and losing the
> >> final.

> >> In the film one junkie sh!ts the bed after failing to be able to get
> >> it up with a slapper.

> >> "I love movies that remind me of home' said a member of the Kangalose
> >> team.

> >> Bluey Crackersport
> >> Ausfailure's Number 1 Sports Reporter
> >>www.crackersport.com

> >I see, at least the sheep shaggers went home with cocks in their hands to
> >show what they achieved in the 4 nations comp, just in time too for the
> >lambing season, some nice young fresh meat to take their frustrations out
> >on.

> Oh wow, that's really hilarious material. Did you make all that up by
> yourself? Amazing.

> Can I try to be as original as you now?

> Thanks.

> If ASR-Hell Was The SIMPSONS

> Simpson Character - ASR-Hell Name

> Apu Nahasapeemapetilon - Slippery Sam
> Grampa Abraham Simpson - Mike Burke
> Marge Simpson - Merinella Zimb
> Ned Flanders - Ian Stewart
> Krusty The Clown - Qu0ll
> Waylon Smithers - Here's Johnny
> Moe Szyslak - coops
> Barney Gumble - joebee
> Mr Burns - Chris Parslow