Dingaloo wrote:
>I like shitting.
>Do you like shitting more than me?
>I like it heaps.
>I reckon I like it more than you do, but I don't know
>how much you like shitting so I can't be sure.
>Tell me how much you like shitting so I can know if I like it more than you
>do.
What do you do with yours then?
Ike and Hymie were driving through the countryside in Ike's Caddy.
"Stop the car Ike, I need to take a crap"
Ike pulled over and Hymie headed for the bushes. Five minutes
later.... "Hey Ike, would there happen to be any paper in the car?".
"Don't be such a Jew Hymie, leave it where it is!"
--
John H