MonoJoker wrote:
> On Nov 9, 6:36 am, BigFella <no
...@youmustbekidding.com> wrote:
>> Oswald P Wrong wrote:
>>> On Sun, 08 Nov 2009 04:25:37 GMT, "joebee" <joe
...@home.com> wrote:
>>>> "Bluey Crackersport" <ossiepwr
...@spamawayexposures.co.nz> wrote in message
>>>>
news:ksobf59bj3jakkdqdkdvn13gn09hlabb5t@4ax.com...
>>>>> Left whimpering and impotent by World Champion Rugby League team New
>>>>> Zealand when they failed to beat the Kiwis 2 weeks ago Ausfailure
>>>>> spent the last fortnight whinging and talking about losing yet again
>>>>> to the all powerful Kiwi juggernaut.
>>>>> Former hard man Jarrod Hayne even went as far to suggest there was a
>>>>> conspiracy to keep Ausfailure at the bottom of international rugby
>>>>> league.
>>>>> Even Tim Sheens got the hanky out as he admitted the England and World
>>>>> Champion New Zealand forward packs were too tough for the Ausfailure
>>>>> team.
>>>>> Ausfailure have failed to beat the World Champion Kiwis at the full
>>>>> time whistle in 3 of the last 3 finals.
>>>>> As New Zealand today prepared to return home once more unbeaten by
>>>>> Ausfailure in a major tournament the powerful England team readies
>>>>> itself to beat Ausfailure in the Four Nations Final next week.
>>>>> Ausfailure were once more crying foul over having to play England.
>>>>> "Crikey dick Shag" said one of their smallest forwards, "if these poms
>>>>> can knock off the World Champion New Zealanders they are going to
>>>>> waltz in playing a bunch of softcoc#s like Ausfailure" he sobbed.
>>>>> Sources inside the paranoid Ausfailure camp even suggested New Zealand
>>>>> deliberately threw the match, effectively a semi final, in order to
>>>>> give England a chance to beat Ausfailure again.
>>>>> England lowered the Ausfailure shorts in last years World Cup
>>>>> tournament beating them soundly in Sydney.
>>>>> The Kiwis refused to be drawn on the Ausfailure suggestions that they
>>>>> rigged the outcome of the match to further frustrate Ausfailure's
>>>>> attempts to actually beat New Zealand at something.
>>>>> Team sources suggested anyone making such a suggestion must be on
>>>>> drugs.
>>>>> "If some loser suggested that I'd rewind the video footage and see if
>>>>> there was any sign of white powder in their nostrils" said a Kiwi.
>>>>> England are playing outstanding football at present and thoroughly
>>>>> deserve their place in the final, unlike their opponents Ausfailure.
>>>>> Tournament organizers were disappointed that the final included
>>>>> Ausfailure.
>>>>> "We'd like to have the two best teams out there competing in the final
>>>>> but sadly Ausfailure will be there so we'll just have to go with what
>>>>> we've got" said Ray Zerblade on behalf of the sponsor.
>>>>> Meanwhile Ausfailure are sh!tting themselves leading up to the final.
>>>>> They have played abysmally as usual and have been unable to cheat as
>>>>> much as they would like.
>>>>> "We had hoped to beat France by 50 like the World Champs did last week
>>>>> but we are simply not up to that standard" said a source close to a
>>>>> source.
>>>>> Ausfailure's beleaguered coach Tim Sheens confirmed that Ausfailure
>>>>> 'played like crap' against New Zealand and no one is suggesting they
>>>>> have improved since then.
>>>>> The English team are thrilled to have a chance to beat Ausfailure
>>>>> again, this time at home in front of a record crowd.
>>>>> Ausfailure are not giving up hope just yet and it is understood that
>>>>> the team will watch Trainspotting, a film about a group of losers
>>>>> suffering from long term drug abuse, before going out and losing the
>>>>> final.
>>>>> In the film one junkie sh!ts the bed after failing to be able to get
>>>>> it up with a slapper.
>>>>> "I love movies that remind me of home' said a member of the Kangalose
>>>>> team.
>>>>> Bluey Crackersport
>>>>> Ausfailure's Number 1 Sports Reporter
>>>>>
www.crackersport.com >>>> I see, at least the sheep shaggers went home with cocks in their hands to
>>>> show what they achieved in the 4 nations comp, just in time too for the
>>>> lambing season, some nice young fresh meat to take their frustrations out
>>>> on.
>>> Oh wow, that's really hilarious material. Did you make all that up by
>>> yourself? Amazing.
>>> Can I try to be as original as you now?
>>> Thanks.
>>> If ASR-Hell Was The SIMPSONS
>>> Simpson Character - ASR-Hell Name
>>> Apu Nahasapeemapetilon - Slippery Sam
>>> Grampa Abraham Simpson - Mike Burke
>>> Marge Simpson - Merinella Zimb
>>> Ned Flanders - Ian Stewart
>>> Krusty The Clown - Qu0ll
>>> Waylon Smithers - Here's Johnny
>>> Moe Szyslak - coops
>>> Barney Gumble - joebee
>>> Mr Burns - Chris Parslow
>>> Clancy Wiggum - GV
>>> Kent Brockman - Bluey Crackersport
>>> Mayor Joe Quimby - Oswald P Wrong
>>> Otto Mann - Coxy
>>> Itchy & Scratchy - Awesome Bro
>>> Sideshow Bob - Earnest The Sheep
>>> Thanks for the chomp though, one and all.
>>> - - -
>>> You're in the Wrong newsgroup
>> What about me?
>> Being a big bloke, I guess I'd qualify for the Comic Book Guy.
>> I'd rather be Bleeding Gums Murphy.- Hide quoted text -
>> - Show quoted text -
> Except he's dead :-(
> Got my violin today, the latest addition to my instrument collection.
> Fugg me it was harder to tune than that 12 string Sojing I bought!
> Next purchase will have to be a banjo - despite being shipped back to
> Perth for work in a fortnight my roots are well and truly in Qld :)
> SHH. I told you not to tell any one about that.
> Cheers
> LT.
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