> After failing to stamp his mark on the game following his humiliating
> flattening by 67kg Kiwi lightweight David Kidwell the towering 6'5"
> 130 kg Willie Mason, Ausfailure's most famous unlicensed driver, has
> finally decided to bugger off and go to Japan.

> "It's not about the money" said Mason whilst urinating during his
> latest press conference which was held in the men's urinal at a NSW
> sh!thouse.

> Mason is expected to clear the hell out of Ausfailure within days,
> making room for more immigrants prepared to do a bit of work.

> Mason has made headlines for all the Wrong reasons over the years
> including driving without a license and blaming his illegal tackles on
> a mental illness.

> Mason was a hero to many mentally ill Aussies when he made fun of
> Australian born Nathan Fein choosing to play for the World Champion
> New Zealand Rugby League team. Mason himself was born in Auckland New
> Zealand and was never considered for Kiwi selection.

> Mason denied his bitterness and jealousy was caused by sour grapes at
> not being selected for the World beating Kiwis.

> Mason has been given a week off from his obligation with the Roosters
> to try and secure a contract in Japan.

> The Roosters' approval of Mason's request was seen as another
> indication the club was looking to offload the former NSW and Test
> liability.

> Mason can expect a warm welcome in Japan from his peers.

> Japanese males often feel insecure when foreigners share the same
> changing rooms but it is understood many of them welcome Mason's
> addition to the playing ranks.

> "Ar so, we rearry riking arrival of rittal Wirry from rugby reague
> game" said an Terry Yaki, spokesperson for the Kausaki Kamikazes.

> "It not often Japanese man can stand up in shower room and point to
> others and raugh" he claimed.

> Mason briefly went by the nickname of Big Willy but this was dropped
> due to problems with the Consumer Guarantees Act.

> - - -
> Oswald P Wrong
> World Champion Tipster.

>"Oswald P Wrong" <ossiepwr...@spamawayexposures.co.nz> wrote in message
>news:nvase5pvi3sfbo6gqhnm0r4o2llnfca48j@4ax.com...

>> After failing to stamp his mark on the game following his humiliating
>> flattening by 67kg Kiwi lightweight David Kidwell the towering 6'5"
>> 130 kg Willie Mason, Ausfailure's most famous unlicensed driver, has
>> finally decided to bugger off and go to Japan.

>> "It's not about the money" said Mason whilst urinating during his
>> latest press conference which was held in the men's urinal at a NSW
>> sh!thouse.

>> Mason is expected to clear the hell out of Ausfailure within days,
>> making room for more immigrants prepared to do a bit of work.

>> Mason has made headlines for all the Wrong reasons over the years
>> including driving without a license and blaming his illegal tackles on
>> a mental illness.

>> Mason was a hero to many mentally ill Aussies when he made fun of
>> Australian born Nathan Fein choosing to play for the World Champion
>> New Zealand Rugby League team. Mason himself was born in Auckland New
>> Zealand and was never considered for Kiwi selection.

>> Mason denied his bitterness and jealousy was caused by sour grapes at
>> not being selected for the World beating Kiwis.

>> Mason has been given a week off from his obligation with the Roosters
>> to try and secure a contract in Japan.

>> The Roosters' approval of Mason's request was seen as another
>> indication the club was looking to offload the former NSW and Test
>> liability.

>> Mason can expect a warm welcome in Japan from his peers.

>> Japanese males often feel insecure when foreigners share the same
>> changing rooms but it is understood many of them welcome Mason's
>> addition to the playing ranks.

>> "Ar so, we rearry riking arrival of rittal Wirry from rugby reague
>> game" said an Terry Yaki, spokesperson for the Kausaki Kamikazes.

>> "It not often Japanese man can stand up in shower room and point to
>> others and raugh" he claimed.

>> Mason briefly went by the nickname of Big Willy but this was dropped
>> due to problems with the Consumer Guarantees Act.

>> - - -
>> Oswald P Wrong
>> World Champion Tipster.

>I disagree with most things you say....except with Willie. I would call him
>a fuckwit but that is an insult to fuckwits everywhere. The sooner he goes
>the better.