> 1. Funkytown Preparations Assistant

> I spent today at Funkytown getting things ready, but there's still a
> few things left to do.  The main parts are mowing grass (both ride-on
> and push mowing) and bulking up the bonfire until it's big enough to
> give a good simulation of Armageddon.

> I'm going to be at Funkytown on both Saturday and Sunday of this
> coming weekend, I can probably get it all done but some help would be
> welcome.

> What's in it for you?
> * A nice BBQ lunch;
> * An opportunity to use a chainsaw;
> * A waiver of the usual blue poofter drink entry fee to the Unaugural;
> * The adulation of your friends and acquaintances;
> * That feeling of insufferable smugness that comes from helping me
> out.

> 2. Unaugural '07 Official Photographer

> Since Marty, Nev and Jo are all going to be somewhere else this year,
> the papparazi will be mighty thin on the ground.  I'm usually too busy
> to take photos, and besides, the flash has just broken in my digital
> camera.

> What's in it for you?
> * A big fancy title;
> * A special hat.

> Anyone?

> BTH