1. Funkytown Preparations Assistant

I spent today at Funkytown getting things ready, but there's still a
few things left to do.  The main parts are mowing grass (both ride-on
and push mowing) and bulking up the bonfire until it's big enough to
give a good simulation of Armageddon.

I'm going to be at Funkytown on both Saturday and Sunday of this
coming weekend, I can probably get it all done but some help would be
welcome.

What's in it for you?
* A nice BBQ lunch;
* An opportunity to use a chainsaw;
* A waiver of the usual blue poofter drink entry fee to the Unaugural;
* The adulation of your friends and acquaintances;
* That feeling of insufferable smugness that comes from helping me
out.

2. Unaugural '07 Official Photographer

Since Marty, Nev and Jo are all going to be somewhere else this year,
the papparazi will be mighty thin on the ground.  I'm usually too busy
to take photos, and besides, the flash has just broken in my digital
camera.

What's in it for you?
* A big fancy title;
* A special hat.

Anyone?