Message from discussion Peter Howard pollutes rec.bicycles.tech with another stupid troll -Re: Andre Jute Great Lie From The Past - 14 June

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Subject: Re: Peter Howard pollutes rec.bicycles.tech with another stupid troll 
	-Re: Andre Jute Great Lie From The Past - 14 June
Date: Sun, 14 Jun 2009 19:58:13 -0700 (PDT)
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On Jun 14, 8:58=A0pm, Ozark Bicycle
<bicycleatel...@ozarkbicycleservice.com> wrote:
> This Peter Howard fellow has repeatedly and obnoxiously polluted the
> Usenet nesgroup rec.bicycles.tech with the kind of stupid trolls seen
> below. He is so ashamed of this behavior that he posts them under the
> alias of "Antitroll" (ironic, that).
>
> Do any of you know anything about this Peter Howard? Does he behave
> this way on his "home turf"?
>
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>
> Jun 14, 4:54 am, "Antitroll" <wa...@nevermind.com> wrote:
>
> > The story so far...
> > Juteau is incarcerated in a noisome slammer in the C.A.R. and he's been=
 trading
> > his Rolex, piece by piece for rat catching privileges. His white mercen=
ary pals
> > have just arrived to rescue his lying ass.
> > "That watch went back together like clockwork (pun intended). It was
> > working again before the firing squad stood down though the jeweller I
> > ordered brought to the "palace" to reassemble it shook like leaf at eac=
h
> > volley. That's the point of having a good watch, that you can pretend t=
o
> > trade it for your life, and that you can always get it to run again
> > after you take it back. I let the jailor live, because one day (I
> > thought it was the Friday--maybe he was a Catholic; he certainly called
> > on Mary to be merciful when I had him put in front of the firing squad
> > to jog his memory about some missing pieces of my watch) he brought me =
a
> > mess of crocodile eggs to vary my diet, and didn't charge more than two
> > pieces of the watch for it, which considering that he was one of the
> > worst scum I had met until I joined the Joenet and then RAT, was a
> > pretty humanitarian thing to do. The prison cat, who was wondering if I
> > was trying to take away his livelihood, was glad to see me go; if I'd
> > run out of rats, he was next... "
> > Stay tuned for the next yawn-inducing episode.
>
> > Odd that his jailors didn't just steal the Rolex to begin with. Odd tha=
t they
> > didn't search him and confiscate the set of watchmakers tools that Jute=
au just
> > happened to have with him in case he needed to dismantle the Rolex. Per=
haps he
> > promised to teach them how to ride a bicycle at 100kph downhill behind =
an
> > ancient Citroen H van.
>

LMAO !!!



> > P.S. I hear that Juteau El Fruitcake as been claimimg to be Australian.=
 The day
> > that he posts online a scan of his naturalization certificate will be o=
ne day
> > before I emigrate to New Zealand and renounce my own native-born Austra=
lian
> > citizenship as devalued beyond recall.
>
> > And as a special bonus here are some words I swiped from Jutey Frutey's
> > published novels.
> > "A, the, was, veld, tree, lion, genital warts, of, never, frottage, in,=
 sled,
> > Alaska, and."
> > I wait with bated breath to be sued for infringing his copyright.