I like shitting. Do you like shitting more than me? I like it heaps. I reckon I like it more than you do, but I don't know how much you like shitting so I can't be sure. Tell me how much you like shitting so I can know if I like it more than you do.
Dingaloo wrote: >I like shitting. >Do you like shitting more than me? >I like it heaps. >I reckon I like it more than you do, but I don't know >how much you like shitting so I can't be sure. >Tell me how much you like shitting so I can know if I like it more than you >do.
What do you do with yours then?
Ike and Hymie were driving through the countryside in Ike's Caddy.
"Stop the car Ike, I need to take a crap"
Ike pulled over and Hymie headed for the bushes. Five minutes later.... "Hey Ike, would there happen to be any paper in the car?".
"Don't be such a Jew Hymie, leave it where it is!"