> x-no-archive:
> On Oct 1, 11:46 pm, "dr. Baf" <slaza...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > I am 61 and tried Viagra for the first time. I took the recommended
> > dose and after a few hours my testicles and vision started to turn
> > blue along with the hardest wood I have produced in years. I laid down
> > on the bed and my 37 year old lady friend crawled between my legs for
> >  a little oral pleasure. As she took it in her mouth, my penis started
> > throbbing and shaking enough to rattle her teeth. Then out of nowhere,
> > I let a high pitched fart and Niagara
> >  Falls spewed out of my ass. It covered my lady friend and she retched
> > and gagged. My scrotum was royal blue by this time and my testicles
> > were bouncing like jumping beans! She got up, screamed and ran out of
> > the house. And she won't talk to me anymore. I think these side
> > effects should be reported to the manufacturer.

> Have you alerted FEMA?

> I am 61 and tried Viagra for the first time. I took the recommended
> dose and after a few hours my testicles and vision started to turn
> blue along with the hardest wood I have produced in years. I laid down
> on the bed and my 37 year old lady friend crawled between my legs for
>  a little oral pleasure. As she took it in her mouth, my penis started
> throbbing and shaking enough to rattle her teeth. Then out of nowhere,
> I let a high pitched fart and Niagara
>  Falls spewed out of my ass. It covered my lady friend and she retched
> and gagged. My scrotum was royal blue by this time and my testicles
> were bouncing like jumping beans! She got up, screamed and ran out of
> the house. And she won't talk to me anymore. I think these side
> effects should be reported to the manufacturer.