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 More options Oct 29 2008, 4:36 am
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From: "_Doug" <d...@dougken.com>
Date: Tue, 28 Oct 2008 10:36:18 -0700
Local: Wed, Oct 29 2008 4:36 am
Subject: JudgeRetort.com: Restaurant closed after dead deer found in kitchen!
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DEERBURGER, New York

Health officials raided the CHINA KINK restaurant after patrons reported
hearing strange noises from the kitchen, especially deer horns followed by
loud crashing around, baying dogs, then rifle shots, and finally cheering.

Health officials and local reporters burst in surprising the cooks who were
found gleefully butchering a large deer hanging by his antlers from the
pastry rack.

The surprised cooks looked up wide-eyed and stunned in frozen surprise for
several seconds by the bright camera lights of the reporters.

Finally, the head chef stammered: "We thought it was big dog!"

The sous chef cried:  "Maybe... Saint Bernard!  You age long time -- make
fine dinner!  Lotsa leftover!!"

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