The ones I like:
"Those of us who have remained here were chosen to be sober. Because of
that, we no longer have the privilege to remain neutral. We’re charged
with the responsibility to carry this message."
"Laughter is the sound effect of recovery."
"We’re responsible for what is possible, and God is responsible for
what is impossible."
"If you tell me something, I’ll forget it. If you show me something,
I’ll remember it. If you involve me in something, I’ll understand it. "
"There may only be just 3 prayers ... Help ... Thank you ... and Wow."
"If you hang out in front of a barber shop long enough, you’re gonna
get a haircut." (Variant -- "You don't go to the whorehouse to listen
to the piano player."