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N-H-P  
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(5 users)  More options Mar 22 2007, 12:31 pm
From: N-H-P
Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2007 18:31:36 -0700
Local: Thurs, Mar 22 2007 12:31 pm
Subject: Re: Poking Fun at the SEO Trolls

On Mar 9, 10:06 am, N-H-P wrote:

Of course, I was ONLY talking about this specific blog.

I will be poking fun at Internet Trolls in General, and especially the
trolls of this Google groups on one of my many other blogs.

And, I of course have my own definition of a troll.  I have developed
the correct definition of what a troll actually is from my own
personal observations.

Basically, the top ten posters of any group or newsgroups consists
mostly of trolls.  I am sure that who know a few, who do NOT have a
life outside of their little Internet world.  These people generally
feel that they personally own their little group. And, whoever
threatens them  they WRONGLY classify as trolls as a matter of self-
defense.  It is all a matter of 'small group dynamics.' I could write
a research paper on the blatant trolling behavior going on in this
Google group.

Hey, maybe I should go for my PhD in Psychology?

Feel free to find my other blogs, cause I sure wont be promoting them
here.


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Discussion subject changed to "Introducing My New Blog" by N-H-P
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(4 users)  More options Mar 23 2007, 2:16 pm
From: N-H-P
Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2007 20:16:01 -0700
Local: Fri, Mar 23 2007 2:16 pm
Subject: Re: Introducing My New Blog

On Mar 1, 9:52 am, N-H-P wrote:

> I am offically introducing my New WordPress Blog.http://blog.naturalhealthperspective.com/

> I would be interested in getting some constructive comments about the
> design and layout of my Blog.

I have added my colors to my blog.

I will be adding old glory back on my main web site too.

America comes first.  And, I ONLY support software made in America.


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Discussion subject changed to "I own my Name , even in the SERPs :)" by N-H-P
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(3 users)  More options Mar 23 2007, 11:53 pm
From: N-H-P
Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:53:11 -0700
Local: Fri, Mar 23 2007 11:53 pm
Subject: I own my Name , even in the SERPs :)

> > I am offically introducing my New WordPress Blog.http://blog.naturalhealthperspective.com/

> > I would be interested in getting some constructive comments about the
> > design and layout of my Blog.

> I have added my colors to my blog.

> I will be adding old glory back on my main web site too.

> America comes first.  And, I ONLY support software made in America.

That hate blog has already lost the SERPs war.  :)

That hateful blogger is the ONE and ONLY person who has been going
around spreading his hate message.  And, the reason is clear.  As one
of the top ten posters on this group, clearly without a life, he feels
threaten by me.  :)

And, just to make sure that I own my own name;  I am putting two of my
private web pages back into the Google Index.  You know the ones that
already have my name all over the place on them.

I, also, will be sure to prominently place my own name on all my web
sites and blogs.  Just like I have always done.

The one thing that I know for sure. Is that I own my own name, even in
the SERPs.   :)


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(3 users)  More options Mar 24 2007, 10:15 am
From: Volvox777
Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2007 16:15:31 -0700
Local: Sat, Mar 24 2007 10:15 am
Subject: Re: I own my Name , even in the SERPs :)
NHP - I just did a search and noticed that you don't own your name in
this part of the world just yet.

To the creator of that other site NHP.net, congrats! The site has come
a long way. I like the new 'motif' of just letting John's own words
dig his hole.

I would be keen to hear how much traffic the site is getting - is a
quick traffic analysis something you can post in here - if not, my
email address is easily found.


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(3 users)  More options Mar 24 2007, 11:29 am
From: N-H-P
Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2007 17:29:12 -0700
Local: Sat, Mar 24 2007 11:29 am
Subject: Re: I own my Name , even in the SERPs :)

On Mar 23, 6:15 pm, Volvox777 wrote:

> NHP - I just did a search and noticed that you don't own your name in
> this part of the world just yet.

> To the creator of that other site NHP.net, congrats! The site has come
> a long way. I like the new 'motif' of just letting John's own words
> dig his hole.

> I would be keen to hear how much traffic the site is getting - is a
> quick traffic analysis something you can post in here - if not, my
> email address is easily found.

I own the SERPs in this part of World.  The only part of the World
worth living in, I might add.

Of course, we Yanks know how to read, too.  And, use our brains. :)

Here, let me show you trolls how to get the correct SERPs.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&newwindow=1&q=%22John+H+Gohde%22&b...

Now, was that so hard?  No, I don't think so.  Just like I wrote, I
own this SERP.  The only SERPs that I am interested in. And, my
ownship is only going to get better.  :)


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(3 users)  More options Mar 24 2007, 12:16 pm
From: N-H-P
Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2007 18:16:36 -0700
Local: Sat, Mar 24 2007 12:16 pm
Subject: Re: I own my Name , even in the SERPs :)

> > I would be keen to hear how much traffic the site is getting - is a
> > quick traffic analysis something you can post in here - if not, my
> > email address is easily found.

The site is getting next to no traffic, of course.  Its Alexa score is
laughable.  Even its SEO score is pathetic. :)

Of course, prior to its existence, I totally ignored all three of
these keywords ... 100%.

That is correct.  Up until this point, I totally ignored all three
keywords.  I had been using a graphic logo specifically designed to
block those keywords.  So, any momentary lead is only momentary.  :)

So, to add that keyword phrase back I simply dropped the graphic logo
on my home page.  That is right, I am using the NHP keyword on exactly
one page.

http://whois.domaintools.com/naturalhealthperspective.net
Clearly gives it a pathetic score of 76% in the SEO department.
whereas
http://whois.domaintools.com/naturalhealthperspective.com
rates 99% in that department.  So much for your SEO skills hate
blogger.  :)

My blog, is just like that net domain blog.  So, since I just now
started it.  Its superior number of external links will quickly crush
that hate web site in a month or two.  Of course, we should not forget
my more newer web sites coming down the pike, either.  :)


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(4 users)  More options Mar 24 2007, 12:29 pm
From: N-H-P
Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2007 18:29:23 -0700
Local: Sat, Mar 24 2007 12:29 pm
Subject: Re: I own my Name , even in the SERPs :)
Believe me, nobody but nobody is searching on those three keywords.
It is simply the principal of it.

What little edge, that hate web site currently has will be lost once
ALL my new websites get up to speed. :)

And, in the writing and web design department ... I have already
creamed that hate blog. :)

76% in the SEO Department!   Ha, ... Hah, Ha!  I wouldn't even give
them that much credit.

On Mar 23, 6:15 pm, Volvox777 wrote:


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(4 users)  More options Mar 24 2007, 10:04 pm
From: N-H-P
Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2007 04:04:28 -0700
Local: Sat, Mar 24 2007 10:04 pm
Subject: Re: I own my Name , even in the SERPs :)

On Mar 23, 6:15 pm, Volvox777 wrote:

> To the creator of that other site NHP.net, congrats! The site has come
> a long way. I like the new 'motif' of just letting John's own words
> dig his hole.

This will be my final post on this thread.

I was NEVER interested in owning any of these three keywords.  So, my
main web site is NOT optimized for these three keywords, nor will it
ever be so. :)

NEVERTHELESS,  everything is in place so that I have right now, or
will shortly have, a lock on all three keywords. :)

I just about got the job done right now.  Then I absolutely am going
to move on with my life.  And, I have spent next to no money on this
little project of mine.  Ah! Another accomplishment to list under my
very long chain of accomplishments. :)

I have been totally aware of the fact that my name has been all over
the Internet since 1999.  Yet, every once and a while a really dumb
cluck will come along and start squealing about how he is so full of
himself that he has:

#1- discovered information that I personally have disclosed to the
public,
#2- when I have in fact went out of my way to design it so that the
public will find this information, and
#3- I have had the accessibility of this public information verified
and certified by an independent third party.

I know what my name is.  Just thought that the dumb clucks of the
world might want to know this.  Everything you know about me, I have
personally disclosed to the public.

Know this, yeah dunb cluckies ... I am NOT interested in the opinion
of anybody who lives for tabloid journalism.  Nor, do I want to hear
from anybody with No Name.  Or from someone, who decided in his self-
absorbed brilliance to call himself: Pond Scum.  :(

I am NOT interested in the opinions of the top ten posters of this
group.  I am NOT interested in the opinions of the promoters of stupid
busywork.  I want to know what works and what does not work.  I want
to get the job done now, once, and for all.  But, ONLY what is
absolutely necessary to do what I want to get done.

I am NOT interested in talking to, or communicating with, whatsoever
with anybody who is NOT an American.  Nor, do I want to adopt or
remotely know about your weird ways or customs.

I am for America first, and am totally proud of that fact.

Foreigners, should kindly stay in their own foreign edition. God after
all created more than one language for a reason.  Learn you own
language, and kindly use it!!!  Unfortunately, Google is NOT too good
at designing websites, forums, etc.  I am NOT remotely interested in
promoting multi-culturalism.  There is only one America and only one
American culture. Americans speak the one true language:  English.
And, so it is.  :)

You want you own culture?  Great!  Now, kindly stay in it.  And,
kindly leave my culture alone.

I have an operational SEO Blog that is off to a good start.  And, I
will positively be promoting it on this group for the next decade or
so.  :)

Cheers ...


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(3 users)  More options Apr 18 2007, 5:16 am
From: John H. Gohde
Date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:16:35 -0700
Local: Wed, Apr 18 2007 5:16 am
Subject: Re: I own my Name , even in the SERPs :)

On Mar 23, 8:53 am, N-H-P wrote:

> The one thing that I know for sure. Is thatI own my own name, even inthe SERPs.   :)

While you may NOT get a backwards link from posting in Google groups
my single post on "Round Two" that introduced myself resulted in two
separate places in the top 10 SERP.

Hmn,  one post versus creating one entire web site.  Hmn, ... Gee,
posting here is both easier and more effective. :)


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(6 users)  More options Apr 23 2007, 4:56 am
From: John H. Gohde
Date: Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:56:19 -0700
Local: Mon, Apr 23 2007 4:56 am
Subject: Re: I own my Name , even in the SERPs :)

On Mar 23, 9:29 pm, N-H-P wrote:

> Believe me, nobody but nobody is searching on those three keywords.
> It is simply the principal of it.

> What little edge, that hate web site currently has will be lost once
> ALLmynew websites get up to speed. :)

 I own my Name , even in the SERPs in the majority of Google's
datacenters. :)

Yes, that is NOW truer than ever before.

My new personal web site at:
http://john.h.gohde.googlepages.com/
is now being listed above that hate blogger in the SERPs.  :)

I checked the other two keywords, and my main website is now showing
up as #1 in the SERPs.  All it took was one tiny tweak that most
people wont even see, and a little bit of time. Again, in the majority
of Google's datacenters. :)

Also, I discovered while checking the SERPs that my main natural
health site has been evaluated as a safe site by McAfee SiteAdvisor
at:
http://www.siteadvisor.com/sites/naturalhealthperspective.com/summary/

If it was not for that hateful blogger who is now officially wasting
his time completely, I would never have found this new third party
review of my main web site, if it wont for him.  Thanks once again,
hateful blogger. Now, kindly go flog yourself.  :)

My goal is to be above his hate blog in the SERPS on all three
keywords with a FREE web site.  :)


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(6 users)  More options Apr 25 2007, 7:10 am
From: Volvox777
Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2007 14:10:06 -0700
Local: Wed, Apr 25 2007 7:10 am